Such a hot day

Which walking home juz now, there was some birds “bathing” in a small pool of water in front of a house. When I walk nearer to them, they start 2 walk and then fly away(it’s the natural way, hw birds react)

There was this 1 bird, he could only walk and can’t fly higher than the height of my knee… 2 reason that I can think of, 1 is coz the feather are wet with water (although the rest are also wet, but they still manage to fly); 2 is coz this bird ate and drank too much, stomach too heavy 2 fly…

This means tat the day is hot, and I need my bath…. *bye bye*

haha... another Malaysia Boleh news... this time its by AP... guess wat~ we do have some super big fans of Simpson that they fell in love with Homer in a shopping mall and decided to take him home with them... The News
to fill some info that is not found in there, wat i heard was that it was stolen from Cineleisure Damansara, as it is written in the news "popular suburban shopping mall"

Malaysia really wat also boleh la...

P/S: streamyx this days is really bad... i think it should be rename SCREAMyx aka scream to the max

夫妻相处之道：六个问题

有一对夫妻，结婚几个月后，就开始有摩擦了

随着相处越久，摩擦和争论就越来越多。。

在最近几次，还吵到需要邻居帮忙劝说。。

有位朋友就希望能帮帮这夫妻，就分别邀请了这夫妻来他的家做客，

这夫妻一见到面，又想吵架，但是被这朋友阻止了。。

后来这位朋友就拿来了两张白纸和笔，分给了这两夫妻。。

他对丈夫说：你在纸上写六件事情，而这事情是你做了，会令你老婆开心的事情。。

他又对妻子说：妳在纸上写六件事情，而这事情是妳做了，会令妳老公开心的事情。。

半个小时后，妻子和丈夫都写好了，

讲师拿起了妻子的答案，就当场问丈夫，结果六个答案都错。。

丈夫很生气的说：我们结了婚那么多年，

你连要如何令我开心都不知道！你根本不了解我！！

妻子红了眼眶，默不出声。

讲师又拿起了丈夫的答案，就当场问妻子，结果六个答案都全对！

丈夫听到更加生气，心里想到我那么了解我的老婆，

但是我的老婆却从不会了解我。。

更怒火心中烧，正又想开口大骂的那一刻。。

老婆就哭的更伤心了，眼神更流露对丈夫的怨恨。。

丈夫非常的不解，还觉得这都不合逻辑，

心想跟我那么久都不了解我，你还倒过来恨我？

就随手拿了桌上的杂志想砸过去，

也是丈夫第一次气到向妻子动手，

就在那一霎那，妻子带着满脸泪水，委屈说道：

我就是不了解你，不知道我做什么会令你开心，

但是你明明就了解我，却从不做会令我开心的事！

这个故事告诉了我们什么？

天下没有丑女人 只有懒女人
There is not ugly woman under the sky only lazy woman

天下没有单身男 只有懒去追
There is no single guy under the sky only lazy to woo

one year ago, something "big" happen in my life... it happen for the first time in my whole life...
because of distance, i can't do anything about it... :(

P & C Camp

juz came bc from a camp in the middle of the city.... it was a short 2 day 1 night thingy.... so coincidentally, the church we was at was also having its feast day this weekend... and it was St.Anthony feast day... (my fren said many ppl come bcoz every year ppl ask for his help, and it comes true quite often)(hope mine will come true too)... the priest said, if u forget wat was in the whole mass juz remember, compliment and not compete...

i shall skip the camp part... 1 word... FUN~~~ interesting~~~

and next will be a joke(wat other name?), during mass there was 2 empty sit, and someone was standing up and wasn't sitting so the priest said, u can sit on those, they are not for Mary Joseph to sit on. u don't have to pay for them, Jesus has paid for it.

3R

the famous 3R is reuse,reduce n recycle.
malaysia version of it is rogol,rasuah n rompak.

Short class

i went into class at approximately 8.20am... which is consider late by rule but norm by us... coz ppl was stil coming in and also i went into class with another classmate, surprisingly those who drive also come at this time....
after a short discussion on our Quiz 1, we left the class juz before 9am, which is super rare and yet to meet(today first time lo), coz my this lecturer will always over-run his time...
i got a better than expected result for my quiz... i scored a low of 36/40 of 9.0/10.0... :p

D-link -> Linksys

my college WiFi area has (finally) change their wireless router... from the previous D-link to a Linksys wireless with booster... have yet to try it out on weather it is indeed faster and more stable and have a wider coverage...

Naan = Nun

yesterday i was kinda craving for Naan, so went to Williams again...
after tat went to pick my fren up, and we headed to another place, as i was stil full so didn't order anything lo... my fren than said i' stil full coz i crave for naan(nun).... and Nun make good and nice naan for me to eat and in big portion... tats why i so full now.. LOL

Lecturer's table is broken

my lecturer today as usual come in will first put the books or stuff on the today(in fact most of them will)... then i quickily told him tat the table is broken because i was in tat same room for the lesson before it...(my previous lecturer said)
then he put his stuff on the chair lo... then go see if i lied to him or not... :p
Then he said:"it broke because nowadays the lecturer like to sit on the table, tats why it broke" :D
"but not me la"
i wanted to add, and also because ppl nowadays are getting heavier and heavier... =.=lll

鱼的回答。。。

阿明：“爸，海是什么颜色的？？？”
爸爸：“去问鱼！！！”

请问鱼会怎样回答呢？？？
阿明去鱼店问鱼。。。

阿明：“鱼呀鱼，请问海是什么颜色的？？？”
鱼：“blu,blu。。。（BLUE,BLUE...）”

Long road to Church(heaven)

i left my house at 10am this morning heading to SFX to pick up some stuff for the retreat this weekend... make a guess wat time i reach...(Hint: taxi wil cost bout rm8, 15 minutes; bus wil cost rm2, 30 minutes)... i spend 1 hour 20 minutes to reach there... this is how my journey was,
first U82 to KL Sentral -> wait wait and wait hop onto an U63, i said Federal Highway, mana tau bring me go "tour" some part of KL, more precisely it was Pasar Seni.... then i finally saw his going into Federal Highway... *happy happy happy* (Jo must have thought wat is taking me so long to reach there wan :p)
Coming back was not too bad la, i know can take U63,U64,U65 all from subang side gua... then i saw this U88 o, so ask him can go KL sentral ma, he say hop on lo... nt bad leh, U88 can go sentral from my place also... no need wait tat U82 for so long if wan go sentral liao...
Conclusion, took U82,U63,U88... spend ONLY RM2 for all the buses... worth it right... well, bt i spend so much time la... waste of time~~~~ i stil wan MY CAR~~~~:p

God works in his own ways....

10 June, stomach ache so dare not go for the evening mass… scared half way stomach ache again... then with my presentation the next day, I had to prepare for it… juz minutes b4 my fren was to leave, my stomach ache was cured, and my group mate haven’t finish the power point slide, so I can’t prepare for it yet… God works in ways when u trust him, and u sincerely want to go he will make a way for you…

11 June, my presentation was fairly well done… my fren whom I had always been looking for transport to Catholic Church was always going to a catholic church in ttdi…. Praise the lord... (refer to previous entry on wat happen, and why i so happy now)

Macro Presentation 1

after preparing it for quite sometime, it was finally here... unavoidable and no choice....
my group was suppose to be the first group to present/ get it all started, but due to "unavoidable" circumstances, i had to delay it a little and let other group present first.... so mine was the 2nd/3rd to present... the unavoidable circumstances was due to the class i had before this presentation... basically i would say that this round was fairly well did... (we didn't meet to discuss at all), juz through smses and calls, and msn... this class is quite supportive and they would keep quiet when ppl is presenting, unlike some of the previous presentations...

Joke: boyfriend & getting to know

Joke A
Girl A: I want to look for a boyfriend…
Girl B: What are the things u are looking for in that person?
Girl A: I want to find a guy who knows history, philosophy, current affairs, any gossips, as long as what I don’t know he can teach me…. The type of guy I looking for is very simple right?
Girl B: I know the perfect partner for u… A COMPUTER!!!

Joke B
In a bus, this guy has been meeting this girl very often, he wants to get to know her and so one day he sits at the sit in front of her. He pass her a paper with “I haven been meeting you quite often on this bus. if we could be friends, pass this paper back to me, if not then throw it out of the window.”
After a few minutes, the girl passes the paper back to the guy. He was so happy and quickly open the paper thinking that the girl has agreed and that she would pen down her phone number. But she wrote, “ I want to throw it out of the window, but the window cannot be open”
LOL~~~

Diethelm warehouse promotion

Went to Diethelm warehouse promotion with my housemate this morning…. The crowd was so huge… u can hardly walk properly… bought quite a lot of stuff mainly drinks and biscuit. So darm tiring walking back with those bag of stuff all the way from LDP to Kampung Kayu Ara through DU…(basically it’s horizontally) on the way i drop the bag of packet drinks + etc.. and also my OWN money… the stuff is like few KG~~~~ I wil nv go again UNLESS there is car OR I don’t have to walk so far carrying those stuff… IF half the walking journey of today I MIGHT consider…

Summer Cafe 6 June

This morning, while still in my dream some1 called me and ask wan go eat Coffin r nt.... then i say wait i think wan go r nt lo.... 1 hour later, woke up and do work, then think aya, so long nv go eat liao why nt go lo...
reach there, those ppl finish eating the coffin liao... no coffin left... :'(
so i eat eat eat eat eat my own rice... (nope, not u seeing many eat, i did type a lot coz they say i eat from sun rise till sun set still haven't finish....) i enjoying the food ma... hardly get to have time away from this busy, rushing, stressful, annoying world...(the place do sound like heaven ya...)

k la... then we played "blocks"
here are some interesting photo~~~~

The person who did it is a genius rite.... ~*YOUTUBE VIDEO*~

p/s: there was this guy in the bus.... so damn sebuk/ watever u call him... he talk so damn loud on the bus and stil dare halau ppl off the bus juz now.... not only tat, he only cared tat he can't hear wat his fren was saying... so he ask the fren 2 speak louder... he speak lagi loud.... after that he go tarik the glass breaker.... and the "alarm" went off.. until he put it bc we had to endure the sound...
he stil had the cheek to smile and laugh.... (he is one babi)

有兩個修女....

有兩個修女，一個是叫做 數學修女，另一個則是叫 邏輯修女
現在已經快天黑了但她們離修道院還有很遠的路程。

數學： 妳有沒有注意到，後面有個男人已經跟蹤我們有三十八分鐘三十秒了，
不知道他想要做什麼？

邏輯： 這很合理的，他想侵犯我們。

數學： 天哪！在這樣的速度下，他會在十五分鐘之內抓到我們的，我們該怎麼辦?
邏輯： 唯一合理的方法當然是走快一點。

數學： 好像沒用呀！
邏輯： 當然沒用，那個男人也很合理的越走越快。

數學： 那我們該怎麼辦？在這樣的速度下，他還有一分鐘就能抓到我們了。

邏輯： 唯一合理的方法就是我們分開逃，妳走那邊，我走這邊，他不可能兩個都抓。
那個男人繼續跟蹤邏輯修女。
數學修女平安地到達修道院，但很擔心邏輯修女會不會出事，
然後就看到邏輯修女走進了門口。

數學： 邏輯修女妳終於回來啦！感謝主！快告訴我發生什麼事了？
邏輯： 發生了唯一合理的事情，那個男人不能兩個都跟蹤，所以他就來追我。
數學： 對對，但後來發生什麼事？

邏輯： 發生了唯一合理的事情，我用盡全力地跑，他也用盡全力地在後面追。
數學： 然後呢？

邏輯： 發生了唯一合理的事情，他抓到我了。
數學： 天哪！那妳怎麼辦？
邏輯： 我做了唯一合理的事，把裙子拉起來。
數學： 天哪，邏輯修女！那個男人呢？
邏輯： 他做了唯一合理的事，他把褲子拉了下去。

數學： 我的天哪！那後來呢？
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一個把裙子拉起來的修女，一定跑得比一個把褲子拉下去的男人快得多!!!

邏輯： 不是很合理嗎，數學修女

剛才在亂想的你，趕快說兩聲： 阿門！

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童話故事裡哪一女主角最專情?

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Triple movie in 3 days...

Wed, 30 May, Pirates 3, 12.30pm @ TGV,1-Utama
Thurs, 31 May, Priceless(French, Int screen), 18.30pm @ GSC,1-Utama
Fri, 1 June, A man for all season, 20.30pm @ GYM,SFX