Tuesday, December 18, 2012

什么叫政治

小明问爸爸:「老师要我們交一篇『政治』的作文,什么叫政治啊?」

爸爸推推眼鏡說:「这么比喻好了」
「妈妈管的是家裡大家事,就好比政府;爸爸出去賺錢回家,好比是財团;
家里的菲佣是替我們作事,就是劳工;你哥哥常常欺負你,就像是坏人;你哥哥的女朋友對你很好,像是好人;你呢,靠我們养你、保护你,就好比人民;弟弟比你年紀更小,是大家的未來。」

当当天晚上弟弟便便哭闹,小明叫不醒在熟睡的媽媽; 又看到爸爸在菲佣房間里,压在菲佣身上; 哥哥把女朋友弄得嗯嗯叫,他求助无門,第二天的作文写道:
「....政治是這样子的:人民在寻求帮助时,政府在熟睡,财团欺压劳工,
坏人欺負好人,这个时候,我们的未來只能在裤子大便,继续哭泣...」

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

G vs. G

Appearance
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Buying things
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.



Disagreement
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Dressing up
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail, and the list goes on.
A man will dress up for Convocation, Weddings, Funerals and other event deem as important.

Future
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Friday, November 02, 2012

十二星座

白羊座3月21日-4月19日

属性:火象星座
象征:一切事物的开始。属于领导型人才。
最佳配对:白羊座,狮子座,射手座
个性分析:白羊座就像年幼的孩子一样,真情流露、坦白、开放,但也十分自我中心和孩子气。

金牛座(4月20日-5月20日)

属性:土象星座
象征:稳重肯干的实业家,值得依靠的人
最佳配对:魔羯座,处女座,天蝎座
个性分析:金牛座的人不愿意毫无意义地说教,无缘无故地行动和失去理智激动。你是一个强烈抑制精神和思想总是按一定尺度运行的人…

双子座5月21日-6月21日

属性:风象星座
象征:聪明灵活的天使,人间交流的使者
最佳配对:狮子座,射手座
个性分析:来无影、去无踪、心神不定、脚步不停,这便轻率多变的双子座。双子座的人性格上的主要特征是无拘无束…

巨蟹座6月22日-7月22日

属性:水象星座
象征:夏天的开始,恋家爱家好典范
最佳配对:天蝎座,双鱼座,金牛座

狮子座7月23日-8月22日

属性:火象星座
象征:炎热的夏天赋予狮子座的人果敢和胆略
最佳配对:白羊座,射手座
个性分析:狮子座严于律已亦严于律人,有时过分地相信自己的力量和优势。敢于竭尽全力冲破自己能量的极限,去开创光辉灿烂的新局面

处女座8月23日-9月22日

属性:土象星座
象征:效率冠军,谦虚的典范
最佳配对:金牛座,魔羯座,双鱼座
个性分析:处女座的人对每一件事情都要周密计划,仔细安排,喜欢事情的来龙去脉一目了然,不喜欢被突如其来的事情打扰。

天秤座9月23日-10月23日

属性:风象星座
象征:象征秋天的来临,寻求共同点和互相体谅的土壤
最佳配对:水瓶座,双子座
个性分析:和蔼可亲的秉性,使仇恨和敌意永远无法靠近你的身旁。天秤座的人温柔、娴雅。随和与顺从是你性格上的主要特点…

天蝎座10月24日-11月22日

属性:水象星座
象征:萧瑟的秋风,粗犷倔强的生命
最佳配对:巨蟹座,双鱼座,金牛座
个性分析:一双极其敏锐的眼睛,能洞察人的弱点和机遇的利弊。神秘性、狂热性和不妥协精神,也常常给人们留下深刻的印象…

 射手座11月23日-12月21日

属性:火象星座
象征:迎接初冬寒意,迫不及待到广阔天地里驰骋
最佳配对:狮子座,白羊座
个性分析:这一座的人性格开朗,思想活跃。你人在现实生活,但思想常常飞向遥远的过去和美好的未来

摩羯座12月22日-1月19日

属性:土象星座
象征:绝对意识,理想和抱负
最佳配对:金牛座,处女座,双鱼座
个性分析:魔羯座是一个具有现实主义思想和有抱负的人;同时又容易被热烈的感情征服,是一个有强烈的忘我精神的人。

水瓶座1月20日-2月18日

属性:风象星座
象征:总有着新奇古怪念头的革新者
最佳配对:天秤座,双子座,水瓶座
个性分析:水瓶座是一个富有开拓精神的人。水瓶座的人思维能力高于本能,是个先锋派人物。感兴趣的不是昨天而是明天。

双鱼座2月19日-3月20日

属性:水象星座
象征:冬天即将离去,铸造独特缄默方式
最佳配对:天蝎座,巨蟹座,处女座
个性分析:人们觉得双鱼座安静、温柔、真挚和会体贴人,但又觉得你的思想是那么深远莫测。

Monday, October 22, 2012

Fav Interview Questions

1. Tell us about yourself
2. Why do you want to join us?
3. What would you like to do in five years' time?
4. Do you prefer working with others or alone?
5. What are your biggest accomplishments?
6. What are your favorite subjects?
7. Why should we hire you?
8. What are your hobbies?
9. What is the worst feedback you have ever got?
10. What is the most difficult situation you have faced?
11. How do you measure talent?
12. How do/would you optimize performance and lift standards in a team?
13. Have you ever dealt with a customer making an unrealistic demand?
14. How would you respond if you were offered the job?
15. Tell me about something recently that really annoyed you.
16. What will you bring to the job/company if we employ you?
17. Tell me about the culture at your last company/employer.
18. Tell me about your life at College or University.
19. What do you want to be doing in 2/5/10 years time? Or: Where do you want to be in 2/5/10 years time?
20. What is your ideal job?
21. What did you achieve in your last job?
22. What are your strengths?
23. What are your weaknesses?
24. Give me an example of when you've produced some poor work and how you've dealt with it.
25. Give me example of how you lead a team. What did you learn out of it.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Why Good Employees Quit

Below are a list of several widely generalized issues that would result in employee seeking a better haven elsewhere.

1) The job was not as expected.
2) Work/Life imbalance.
3) Mismatch between job and new hire.
4) Management freezes raises and promotions or underpay employee
5) Feeling undervalued.
6) Lack of decision-making power.
7) Too little coaching & feedback.
8) Management lacks people skills.
9) Too few growth opportunities.
10) Loss of faith and confidence in corporate leaders.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Bali 8 to 12 Sept 2012




 Bali = Diwali = Di Bali = Festival = Upacara

The trip of 2012 manages to take off despite being ffk-ed by one person that had to work and was placed in Sabah. I have long heard stories of the Magical Island of Bali of how beautiful it is and stories of unmarried couple (aka Dating/ In relationship/ Along the road to marriage) that after they go to Bali for holiday, they would come back and break-up within several month’s (just hear say stories). Then I was thinking if friends that go together, and they have feelings for each other, would they after coming back get together because of the ‘magic’.


 Without knowing in advance that the timing of the trip would coincide with the Balinese celebrating ‘Upacara’ Kuningan Explaination1 Explaination2 So there was Penjor being decorated all along the way, forming like a streetlight post except that their do not have any lighting. I learned that different village has their own pattern/ designs and there is also a competition for it. A typical Penjor would take about 3 hours to make (after all the materials have been gather) and the estimated cost is around 1 million Rupiah each. Normally one family would make one (1) Penjor and place it outside their home.




On our way to Ubud (with many detour and sight-seeing along the way), there was a motorcade opening the way for some cars, which I thought was some royalty or maybe even minister, but found out that it was the boss of Khrisna, the biggest shopping center in Bali that is opened 24 hours a day. I wasn’t expecting that there would be shops that open round the clock except maybe convenient store like Circle K (equivalent to 7-11 in Malaysia or Singapore). The boss of Khrisna is also the richest man in town according to my driver cum guide. We visited the Monument that is in front of the Mayor office and also the Art Centre that is huge (at least 5 Acres). As the weather was hot so we bought 5 coconuts from the roadside and quench our thirst at the guide’s house as he invited us to go there. Upon arrival, we were greeted by his wife, the kids and few cute dogs. We were offered some local snacks (which I didn’t see any shop selling those). Each household would have one ‘family Temple’ in their own compound, and the size is full size unlike those Alter that we have in Malaysia that don’t really require a large amount of space.
After the short chilling session, we continued our journey and saw many people gathering beside the Temple and learned that there was Cock Fighting. So we decided that we should watch it (I think Kelantan used to have it, or most Kampung for that matter), but had to find some other timing that we can go as we was on our way to a late lunch or early dinner at 5-ish 6pm. We had dinner at a restaurant called Wayan where we were the only other table beside a Caucasian couple.

After dinner, it was off to Jl Monkey Forest to check into our Suite room. Although we was staying near to Monkey Forest, but we never visited that place. The suite was pretty big in size with 2 Queen Bed, one is downstairs the other is upstairs at the ‘loft’













After settling down, we headed out to explore the ‘nightlife street’. We saw this shop called ‘Laughing Buddha’ where there was a lot of people, Asian and Caucasian alike that was dancing and chilling to joyful music. We didn’t join them because the whole place looked pack to the door and also because we had our dinner and was planning to just have a walk around, get some beers and head back to our room to chill. Our room was the last unit that was standing alone together with another room (like a Semi-Detach). We played some brainless card game and drank the beers and fell asleep, resting to face the next day of excitement.



Next day we decided that to head to North of Ubud since it was our last day at that area. We were given two choices of Paddy Terrance + 3 lakes + waterfall or Kintamani + Hotspring + the fragrant tree. We choose the first not knowing that the Lakes would look the same with mountain at the background. The only plus point of this is Ulun Danu Temple on the lake, Waterfall that is magnificent and get to see Coffee making.



There was bad traffic jam on our way back and so a lot of time was wasted there. We had some light dinner while waiting for the traffic to get lighter, but it was still the same after an hour or so. It was so bad that you could sleep for 5 minutes in the car, wake up and still can’t move yet. Got back to hotel, wash our face and out we went for dinner and entertainment. We wanted to go for massage, but most of them had close by 9pm, and found this shop called Kenko but they said if no booking then cannot do massage (Full body massage @ 90,000 rupiah/hr; Foot massage @ 60,000 rupiah/hr). Disappointed that we are getting no massage, decided to find dinner along the row of shops, but it was surprisingly very quiet that night including Laughing Buddha which was almost empty. We settle for a shop that had more people and the menu suited us. Got to know the next table of few families, Singaporean Father and Malaysian (Kuching) Mother; Hong Kong & Singaporean parent; Japanese and Singaporean parent, all of them are working and living in Singapore for at least the past 3 years. They were in Bali for 8d7n (3 nights in Seminyak, 3 nights in Ubud, 1 night unknown).

Next day was check-out from Ubud and we thought can see Cock Fighting in the morning at around 10am. But fortunate or unfortunate, when we got to the Mas Village Temple, we got to know that there is no more Fighting Cocks because the previous day twenty (20) Cocks had fight till their death. Nevertheless we took photo around the Temple which is at least 500 years old. Just outside the Temple was a lot of stalls selling Pork Satay, of course must try la, Malaysia tak ada leh. We manage to find out that there is a Cock Fighting session only in the afternoon (3.30pm) in another village. So to kill (spend) time, we visited Silver Making shop, Wood Craving shop,  Rock Sculpturing shop and of course lunch too. After lunch had some time so went to visit a Painting shop on the way to the Cock Fighting Temple. What we didn’t know was that the Cock Fighting time had been push backwards to 4 or 4.30 (luckily it started by slightly after 4pm). They thought that Cock Fighting was just some Male Cock fighting each other, but they didn’t know that there would be blade tied to one of their leg. Of course to make the fight more interesting was people placing bets on those Cocks.


I was surprise that there is no record of who place bet on which Cock (how to do payout leh), but maybe because it is at a Temple so people won’t dare to lie/ cheat. The referee would first make the Cock face each other and agitate it so that it would become aggressive. Once the ‘game’ starts the Cock is release and they set out to fight each other till death. Once they are in a ball like, the two Cock are separated and they start again, if one of it falls to the ground, the other is the winner. The Cock that died is sold at only 25,000 rupiah (as it is basis).




Since it was already almost 4.30, we rush after the sunset in Uluwatu as we were traveling down from Ubud. When we reach there the sun was almost going home so we ran to the edge hoping to get some nicer photo. I spotted some monkeys around, but they were just quietly doing their own things. Never did I know that once I let my guard down, I was attack by a quick monkey that nobody around me spotted (donno where the hell did it suddenly come from). The people around me were quick in giving it things to eat or distracting it so that it will let go of the thing it took (my spectacles). I was lucky as it only bite a small part of my spectacles, whereas another girl’s Gucci sunglasses was broken into pieces. The view at Uluwatu isn’t super fantastic. No doubt that it had nice cliff and sunset, but I think the seaside’s sunset is better.



We decide to skip dinner on the way and headed straight to the hotel since we was staying in the town area and confirm sure can find dinner around that area. Reach the hotel, the staff there said “Now only checking in?” I was abit angry because there was no guideline that says I must check in when the sun is still out. I learned that they needed to see all guest passport and copy one of it for record purpose on behalf of the Polisi. The room wasn’t as big or spacious as the Suite but it was still cozy and comfortable enough. We didn’t have the time to go for massage as per planned because we was hungry and after eating cannot go massage, so we called it an early night after dinner. My friend was telling me that the street looked just like in Krabi/ Phuket.

The final full day in Bali was spend in Tanjung Benao (there are a lot of water activities taking place there). The sea isn’t as clear as Redang/ Lang Tengah/ Perhentian, the only outstanding activity which I didn’t see Malaysia have is the Sea Walker and Flying square, apart from that all other can be played elsewhere. We only bought the Turtle Island + Glass boat (usd35!!!), which we had no choice since we was already there and didn’t want to just waste the whole morning. We then went for lunch at the travel/ tour guide/ driver Boss house because he invited us over the same day that we landed in Bali. The food was just so so much and delicious + cannot be found commercially, Thank God that we live in Malaysia and we just love to eat so manage to clear few of the plates J After lunch we headed to somewhere before Tanah Lot for sight seeing, the view there was much more fantastic compared to Uluwatu + got no monkey’s or any animals. We decided to call it an end for the drive around and head back to hotel before Beach + Shopping + Massage + Dinner.



 ^ Satay that came as a set with Bibik.
{ Pork Satay outside temple
 Babi Guling at roadside store }



As we were staying very close to the Beach, of course must go lo. Even not staying nearby also must go de, where can go Island no go Beach side leh. The beach was clean enough but the water is really not super clear la, saw a lot of people surfing waves there. As it was our last night in Bali, so we was being playful and was down at the beach side together with the camera nearer to shore. The normal splashing of water at each other la, pulling people into the sea, and etc. I went deeper into the sea and had my back towards the sea while they was facing out to the sea, suddenly a larger wave hit us, I manage to stay still but the rest was push back towards the shore and my friend that was holding the camera and phone lost her balance and fell resulting in the gadgets being drop into the sea! Unfortunately we was unable to start-up the Panasonic camera after we dried it immediately. But the Samsung Galaxy W survives and is working fine like before, no scratches or anything. After the sunset into the sea, we went back to shower and clean ourselves before going for massage at the nearby shop (day before had tons of people, but when we went it was quiet). Full body massage @ 55,000/hr and 80,000 for 1.5hr.

Dinner was at a restaurant called Indo-National, owned and operated by Aussie. Of course the shop had a lot of Aussie too. During dinner, suddenly an Aussie boy sat down at my table, and he looked at my friend (Friend 1) “Have I seen you before? Was that you that I saw? Are you sure it wasn’t you that I met?”
(Aussie boy Look at friend 2) “Or was it you that I saw?”
(Aussie boy Look back at friend 1) “I think it was you that I saw.”
Friend 1 “Can you talk slower, I can’t get you”
Aussie boy “What are you doing tonight? Can I buy you a drink later? I am sitting at the next table; you could join us if you want.”
I said boy because the whole table of them look so young, I think only a few are 20 y.o and above.

After dinner, took a scroll and went back to hotel to pack up as we had to leave for airport at 4am to catch the flight home. This was the end of the short 4d4n Bali trip, till we go back again.

Sadly, the only souvenir (very limited numbers) that we manage to buy was from Ubud market. The seller there would use your money to tap your shoulder after you have paid them. I understand that they do this for good luck and only the first buyer of the day will experience this. As we went just after they open shop in the morning, I believe all of us was tap with our money! Something to note is that they will offer items at skyhigh prices and they expect you to reduce it dramatically. At one point, my friend was bargaining for 7,000 but she insist that we should pay 8,000 for it and in the end she gave us at 7,000 but my friend gave her the 8,000 she wanted because was scared that she might curse us :(

I also learned that getting married to a Balinese girl and giving birth there is damn costly! When you get married, you have to get Benjors that might cost up to 5 million rupiah on top of the other gifts and customary item + build the Family Temple. When the child is being expected, already have to do a feast! Then Baby One (1) day old, Three (3) days old, Seven (7) days old, One (1) Month old, all also have to give a feast!

On the weather, Ubud was very cooling (till can say cold), the temperature was even lower than Cameron or Genting highlands. Nice place to relax and chill. Kuta/ Legian/ Denpasar/ Seminyak on the other hand was pretty hot and humid, but I think still better than Malaysia leh.

Did you know: Bali has its own calendar and it has only 6 month’s. So they have 2 New Year within a Gregorian calendar.

Saturday, September 08, 2012

Monday, August 27, 2012

看透你的爱情

1、假如世界末日來臨,你隻能解救一種動物,你會救以下哪一種?
a、兔、b、羊、c、鹿、d、馬

2.在非洲旅行途中,你造訪了一個部落,部落首領堅持讓你選一種動物帶回去當紀念品,你會哪一種?
a、猴、b、獅、c、蛇、d、長頸鹿

3.你做錯事了,上天懲罰你變成人以外的動物,你想變成下面哪一種動物?
a、狗、b、貓、c、馬、d、蛇

4.假(jia)如你有能力使某種動物消失,你會選擇哪一種?
a、獅、b、蛇、c、鱷魚、d鯊魚

5.有一天,你碰上了一種會說人話的動物,你希望那是哪種動物?
a、羊、b、馬、c、兔、d、鳥

6.在一個孤島上,你隻能選一種動物來陪你,你會選:
a、狗、b、豬、c、母牛、d、鳥

7.假(jia)如你有能力可以馴服所有的動物,你會選擇哪種動物來當寵物呢?
a、恐龍、b、白老虎、c、北極熊、d、豹

8.假(jia)如你有5分鐘的時間可以當一種動物,你會選擇當:
a、獅、b、貓、c、馬、d、鴿子

<查看分析結果>: 這些題目都告訴了你什麼?

1.你在現實生活中會被哪一類人所吸引:
a、兔——有分裂的人格,外表像冰而內心熾熱的人。
b、羊——重視順從而溫暖的人。
c、鹿——優雅及有禮貌的人。
d、馬——不受約束向往自由的人。

2.哪種求愛手段最容易使你覺得情不自禁:
a、猴——有創造性,從不會讓你感到無趣。
b、獅——直來直往,直接地告訴你他愛你。
c、蛇——心情搖擺不定,忽冷忽熱,遊移不定。
d、長頸鹿——有耐性,對你永遠不放棄。

3.你想給愛人什麼樣的印象:
a、狗——忠誠忠實,永不改變。
b、貓——有個性的。
c、馬——樂觀的。
d、蛇——可通融的。

4.你最討厭的個性中,哪一個會使你與愛人分手:
a、獅——你的愛人傲慢自大,表現得像一個獨裁者,令你很生氣。
b、蛇——情緒化,太過喜怒無常,而你不知道如何取悅他。
c、鱷魚——無情冷血又愛諷刺人。
d、鯊魚——不安全牢靠。

5.你想跟你的愛人建立一個什麼樣的關系:
a、羊——你倆不用多說話,用心溝通,對方自然知道你要什麼。
b、馬——你倆能談任何事情,沒有秘密。
c、兔——一種讓你一直能夠感受到溫暖與戀愛的關系。
d、鳥——你和愛人不隻關心現在也關心將來,一種你能與之一起成長的長期關系。

6.你會有外遇嗎:
a、狗——你重視社會跟道德規範,婚後你不會犯這樣的錯。
b、豬——你無法抗拒欲望,很有可能會越軌。
c、母牛——你不會主動,也不會拒絕,但你會很努力試著不要這樣做。
d、鳥——你從來就不夠堅定,事實上,你不適合婚姻,且你不想做承諾。

7.你對婚姻的看法:
a、恐龍——你非常消極,你不熱內有快樂婚姻的存在。
b、白老虎——你認為婚姻是件很珍貴的事,一旦結婚,你會很珍惜婚姻及你的伴侶。
c、北極熊——你害怕婚姻,你認為婚姻會奪走你的自由。
d、豹——你一直想要結婚,但事實上,你甚至不知道婚姻到底是什麼。

8.此刻你對愛情的看法:
a、獅——你總是渴望愛情,能為愛情做任何事,但你不會輕易墜入情網。
b、貓——你非常以自我為中心,認為愛情對你是可以輕易得到和放棄的東西。
c、馬——你不想被固定的關系綁住,你隻想處處調情。
d、鴿子——你認為愛情是二人互相的承諾。

Thursday, August 16, 2012

God is missing?



There were these 2 very naughty and mischievous boys. Their mother can’t really control them. As the town was very small, each time there is a prank or mischief, the two boys are likely to be involved.

One day the mother heard that there is this Priest that is very good in disciplining kids, so she approach the Priest to seek his help in making these two boys more obedient. The Priest agreed to talk to the two boys but he insist that must take to them one on one. The mother agreed to send the Little boy in the morning and the older boy in the afternoon.

In the morning, the Little boy was send to see the Priest.
The Priest made the Little boy sit on the chair and questioned him.

Priest: Where is God?? (In a loud voice)
Little boy: (Silent with his mouth wide open)

Priest: Where is God!! (In an even louder voice)
Little boy: (Silent with his mouth still wide open)

Priest: Where is God!!!! (Roaring thunder voice)
The Little boy got scared and faster ran out of the room, pulling the door behind him. He ran straight into this room and hid inside the cupboard. His elder brother came into the room and found him hiding inside, and asked him what the Priest said? Little Boy: (crying and shivering) we are in deeps***, God is missing!! And they thought we are responsible for it.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Lets not shout when we get angry

A saint asked his disciples, ‘Why do we shout in anger?
Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’

‘But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?’ asked the saint.
‘Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you’re angry?’

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.’

Then the saint asked, ‘What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why?

Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small…’

The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens?

They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love.

Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’

MORAL..
When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other

Monday, July 23, 2012

你好會吹喔

在美髮院聽到一段對話....


女設計師幫男客人吹完他指定的髮型後拿鏡子給男客人看
女: 這樣可以嗎?

男: 嗯 你好會吹喔

女: 其實你的也不是吹不出來 只是(髮質)有點硬又比較粗 所以有點困難度

男: 恩 所以你技術真的很好 很少人能吹得出來(這種髮型)

女: 那你要常來喔 我下次幫你用另一種方法吹 保證你更滿意

男: 那當然 其實給你吹慣了 現在都懶得自己在家弄半天了

女: 自己弄本來就比較難啦 尤其你又有特殊要求 不是一般隨便弄一下就可以的
還是找人幫你吹比較好

男: 對啊 有時候自己弄半天也弄不出來不像你好像隨便吹吹就吹出來了

女: 我哪是隨便吹吹啊 我可是都有花功夫的 你看你(髮質)這麼硬這麼粗真的蠻難吹的

男: 好啦 以後我一定會常來找你幫我吹的

女: 那你要噴嗎 (拿起定型液)

男: 嗯 好啊 今天噴多一點好了

女: 唉優 你不要亂動 噴到臉上了啦

男: 臉沒關係啦 等一下擦一擦就好了.........

(語畢一旁男女客人鼻血直流....)

Monday, July 16, 2012

AirAsia Office

I had the chance to walk into AirAsia office and have a look at the places that i walk pass.
It is round with the middle and sides being the office (i believe departmentalization). There is a cafe/ chill out place with massage chairs inside.
The work area looks somewhat cramp and not very neat across the the whole area.
Work cubical is a very long table with kindly low partitions between the person beside you as well as in front of you.
The meeting rooms are name after cities, and they do have many open concept discussion area.
Yes, they promote openess in the layout, but not so sure if it is the same when it comes to work.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

我可以是你的第一吗?

我也许
不是你第一個牽手的人
不是你第一個擁抱的人
不是你第一個親吻的人
不是你第一個擁有的人













可我希望我可以 …
是你遇到痛苦第一個想傾訴的人
是你遇到快樂第一個想分享的人
是你遇到挫折第一個想依靠的人
是你今生以後第一個可以相伴的人

我真的可以是你心中某一個可以第一的人





Wednesday, July 04, 2012

一户潘姓人家

一户潘姓人家,长辈过世。
家祭时,请来了一位乡音很重的老先生来当司仪。
讣闻是这么写的:
   孝 男:潘根科
   孝 媳:池氏
   孝孙女:潘良慈
   孝 孙:潘道时
但这位老先生老眼昏花又发音不标准。
当他照著讣闻唱名时,凡是字面上有三点水的或左边部首都漏掉没看到。
于是就给他念成这样子:「孝男,翻……跟……斗……」
孝男一听,直觉得很奇怪,但又不敢问,于是就翻了一个跟斗。
接著又说:「孝媳,也……是……」
孝媳一听:「我也要翻啊?」于是孝媳也翻了一个跟斗。
再来:「孝孙女,翻两次。」
孝孙女一听,想想爸妈都翻了,我也翻吧!于是就翻了两个跟斗。
此时孝孙心想:「老爸、老妈都各翻一次,姐姐也翻两次,那么我要翻几
?」心里想著想著就开始紧张了:「怎么办?」
只见老先生扯开喉咙,大声念出:
[孝孙………………死]

Friday, June 29, 2012

The 12 Ties that Bind Long-Term Relationships

By Susan Krauss Whitbourne, Ph.D. in Fulfillment at Any Age

1. Thinking positively about your partner.
2. Thinking about your partner when apart.
3. Difficulty concentrating on other things when thinking about your partner.
4. Enjoying novel and challenging activities.
5. Spending time together.
6. Expressing affection.
7. Being turned on by your partner (touch of affection)
8. Engaging in sexual intercourse.
9. Feeling generally happy.
10. Wanting to know where your partner is at all times.
11. Obsessively thinking about your partner.
12. Having a strong passion for life.

Source: http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201206/the-12-ties-bind-long-term-relationships

Sunday, June 24, 2012

[转载] 女人心疼男人的十種方式

1、當你愛上一個男子,千萬別去想自己是不是應該矜持一點。 愛他就告訴他,有時候男人也很愛虛榮,你的表白會讓他的自信達到我是傻瓜點。

2、當你已經不愛他了,那麼也用最直接的方式告訴他。 別去考慮他會不會脆弱,男人的自尊遠比傷痛重要。

3、當你們已經相愛,那麼就要對他信任,有什麼想法就告訴他,不管他支持不支持。 任何一個男子都希望他的女人依靠他。

4、在他的朋友面前,要給他十足的地位。 面子對男子來說比什麼都重要,不要介意在人前當個小女人,要知道小女人都是男人寵出來的。

5、他在打遊戲的時候,不論你有多急的事情,也不要直接去關他的電腦。 最好是摟著他,在他耳邊輕輕的細語。 因為………男人對遊戲的執迷勝過你看一部精彩的肥皂劇。

6、男人每個月也有那幾天,跟女人差不多,心情無故低落。 這個時候不要問他怎麼了,只要陪在他身邊。做好你自己。

7、他和朋友出去喝酒、打牌,你不要問他為什麼不帶你一塊前往。 男人都願意做風箏,只要線還在你手裡,那麼就放他去飛吧。

8、男人都很懶很笨,儘管他愛你,但是不想費盡心思討好你,你所能做的就是在適當的時候給他個明示。 男人有時候需要女人給他強有力的當頭一棒。

9、男人不管他外表有多強大,但是骨子裡都還是一個孩子。 他在任性的時候不要對他大吼大叫,這對他不起做用。 最有效的辦法是陪他一起瘋。 等他平靜後輕輕的告訴他你很愛他。

10、男人都是不肯認錯的,在他知道錯的時候給他一個台階下。 他會知恩圖報的。

體諒一個男人,那就是把他當成你的愛人、情人、哥哥、朋友、父親、孩子。 愛他,不要給他負擔,給他自由,給自己自由。 做女人要知道什麼時候該進什麼時候該退。 什麼時候該擋在他的前面;什麼時候該躲在他身後。 把他當成你自己一樣去愛護,成全了他的幸福,他才會成全你的幸福。

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

09 June 2012 Wedding

This is my first time being part of the wedding although previously i have been involve with some other wedding but never a front role in a wedding.

Morning woke up around 5.30/6am to prepare and get to the groom's house so that we can set off together to Mantin to pick the bride.
Fast forward to when we set off and on the road, all the 7 cars (Bridal car + 4 Brother's car + Co-coordinator's car + Camera/ Videographer's car) had their hazard light on, convoying almost all the way down. I know it is dangerous because we are still moving, but because the bridal shop only remembered to deco the bridal car and afterwards forgot to pass the same red ribbons to be tied for the other cars.

Reach the house, of course is horn all the way to the house la :)

The first game was to guess which feet, hand picture belongs to the bride. After that was guessing which perfume does the bride use. Losing any of the 'round' was rewarded a cup of green drink with alot of fiber in it, initially we thought was some grass or donno what the bridemaids mix (after that they said is Blend bitter gourd including the seeds!!). Next game was passing the long long spaghetti without using hands, just passing from mouth to mouth, and in the end would be 1 inch long (meaning u would have to eat when passing lo). The losing team was rewarded with Wasabi on Cream cracker. But it was eventually shared out among all of the brother's.

Next was someone had to eat the banana that was dangling from the basketball net. FYI, the banana is who fruit with the skin still on. The person (who happens to be the blood brother of the groom) had to eat using his mouth only, meaning eat the whole banana with the skin!

Next was passing the ice from one leg to another. And the reward to that was eating Lemon (which was super sour), luckily this didn't come with a twist.

After all the Bitter, Spicy, Sour, we was given Honey drink.

Next was finding the house key to open the door from a bracket of ice water using only the legs. There was 3 keys inside, so had to get the right key.

After that was Groom and Bride meet *Yahoo mission accomplish*

 While playing the games, the bride was watching all this via Facetime on the Ipad (one outside to provide the live-telecast).

Traditional Chinese wedding would have 4 flavors:
Lemon (Sour)
Pure Honey (Sweet)
Blend bitter gourd juice (Bitter)
Wasabi on Cream crackers (Spicy)

After retrieving the bride, we headed to the back of the house to take some artistic shots, 'Thank You' photos and videos. One of it was a video of us (Bridesmaid and Groomsmen) chasing after the camera with out alphabets.

While they was having the tea ceremony, we had our brunch and started packing the stuff that is needed back in KL.

Fast forward to church decoration. The pews was decorated and there was 6 beautifully arranged flowers on the alter.

Bridal march was to the song of 'In dreams' from Lord of the Ring. The march in order: Flower girl -> Couple 1 -> Couple 2 -> Couple 3 -> Maid of Honor -> Bride and her Father.
I tell you, it can make people so nervous when u have so many pair of eyes on you while walking down the. The couple 1, 2, 3 above comprises of one Groomsmen and one Bridesmaid forming one pair each.

Fast forward to the the wedding dinner. It was set in a Garden wedding dinner setting. It was beautifully done and the weather was superb, It was not too hot nor raining.The usual things at wedding was done. One of the special game played was bursting the balloon and playing the dare inside it. Example of dare was pinching someone and telling them that they are cute; singing a love song to few ladies; Professing their love from one end to the other, "Chocolate is my favorite, but You are also my favorite"

The more fun part was what i call the 'after party' where the Bridesmaid, Groomsmen and several other closer friends gather in their suite and gave them a surprise. First was making them eat a red apple without using their hands, just using the pair of mouth and making a visible ring of eaten mark around the apple. Next was a green apple (which is rounder and smoother), which is more challenging. Both rounds they did very well by co-coordinating who eats and who bites to hold on to the apple and avoid it from falling. Those around was well impress with their skills and how they work together. The final fruit challenge was eating banana without hands (of course still with the skin on), which they had to bite/ eat from both ends of the banana. Well Done.

We also played the shoe & heels game. Each person had one heel and one shoe each. They would use either the heel or shoe to answer the question. Some was easy, while some was harder. Some of the question reveals that they thought their partner would do (but it was all for laughter).

The final surprise for the couple was we Filled the Whole bathroom with balloons (about 100 of them to be exact). The couple liked what we did to surprise them, it was a truly memorable for them.

Happy Wedding Henry & Jacqueline.
Wishing both of you a wonderful journey as you build your new life together.

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

"Do It Anyway" by Mother Teresa

1. People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered.  Forgive them anyway.
2. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.  Be kind anyway.
3. If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies.  Succeed anyway.
4. If you are honest and sincere people may deceive you.  Be honest and sincere anyway.
5. What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight.  Create anyway.
6. If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous.  Be happy anyway.
7. The good you do today, will often be forgotten.  Do good anyway.
8. Give the best you have, and it will never be enough.  Give your best anyway.
9. In the final analysis, it is between you and God.  It was never between you and them anyway.

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The Paradoxical Commandments by Dr. Kent M. Keith

1. People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
2. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway.
3. If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
4. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
5. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.
6. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway.
7. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
8. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
9. People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway.
10. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

© 1968, 2001 Kent M. Keith

Monday, May 28, 2012

Unborn child

Unborn child are very sensitive, they can feel if you don't intend to have them born into this world.

Recently one of my friend shared with me that an ex friend of her had an miscarriage in the toilet.
When she first knew that she was pregnant, she had intended to use the child to force the guy to marry her (since he had promise that after he divorce the wife, he would marry her). As it started to show, and the guy isn't doing anything, she didn't want the family to know it, and so decided to have an abortion.
The first time she went to the clinic, she couldn't bare to let the unborn child go.
The second time she went, she was having minal flu and slight fever thus unsuitable to have an abortion.
After few weeks after that, while in the toilet, the miscarriage happened.

The unborn child can feel that they are unwanted, and they rather not come into this world, because you might not treat them to the best of ability.

Monday, April 09, 2012

当男人全心爱过一个人之后,
该付出的付出了, 全心努力的去把握过,
曾试图给她想要的一切, 曾试图为她而死,
但回报却是无动于衷, 于是在一次次寂寞的等待中,
心血一点一滴的滴干了, 最后心血全无,心灰意冷,
当爱情失去信仰, 当感情离开忠一的港湾后,
对于男人来说, 爱情是什么这一切就都显的无所谓了!
男人的心冷了, 就再也难以热起来,
因为爱过一次之后已经让他失去了爱的能力。

Monday, March 05, 2012

【做人原则】

(1) 能不骂人,就不骂!一旦骂,就往死里骂;
(2) 骗我可以,但不要被我知道;
(3) 我可以容忍,但别超过我的底线;
(4) 我可以装傻,但别以为我真傻;
(5) 不做第三者,即使再喜欢;
(6) 任何的真话,我都能接受。

Sunday, January 15, 2012

(转贴)由手機號碼尾數看出你的戀愛期限

平常對身邊使用的數字有沒有特別在意呢?
不論你對這些數字有沒有特別挑選過,但它們可有著有趣的代表意義喔!
讓我們以手機的尾數號碼來看看你的戀愛傾向吧!

A、尾數1
B、尾數2
C、尾數3
D、尾數4
E、尾數5
F、尾數6
G、尾數7
H、尾數8
I、尾數9
J、尾數0

A、尾數1 你的戀愛期限為"稍長"

「1」這個數字本身就是暗示「幸運」的數字喔。

  手機號碼尾數為1的你,在戀愛上受到人際關系的影響頗大,你的戀情易受到家人、朋友認同,或是經由他人介紹認識異性的機會相對較多大致上戀情都能維持一段時期不會很快曇花一現。

  通常你會以較長遠的眼光來選擇結婚對象,結婚的前提就是要經過一定時間的交往。因此在挑選對象上也會比較慎重,不過也有可能因過於慎重反而錯失良緣喲。而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為3、6、7.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:小型電視。正要開始新婚生活的人更是需要喔,有讓兩個人生活更親密的效果呢。不妨就在房間裡放一台吧,如果能有藍色的外殼那就更好了。或者是在電視上方擺設藍色調的裝飾品也可以。



B、尾數2 你的戀愛期限為"不確定"

「2」這個數字本身就是暗示「不安定」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為2的你,身邊的環境與人際關系也都較為不安定。因此,戀愛期限上同樣是不確定的氣息濃厚,就算什麼時候忽然一段戀情就展開了,或是莫名其妙突然戀情終結也不算什麼稀奇的事。不過也不是完全不好啦,如果你能充分享樂這種來得突然、去也突然的戀愛方式,那你就是個戀愛高手囉。而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為1、5、9.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:能夠反映自己影像的東西。例如像是照片、鏡子、或是肖畫像等。這些東西都有讓你不安定的運勢能夠鎮壓讓它安定的作用喔。即使你是個討厭照相的人,還是耐心多拍幾張帶著笑容的照片吧!



C、尾數3 你的戀愛期限為"稍長"

「3」這個數字本身就是暗示「成功」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為3的你,在戀愛上頗為圓滿順利的呢。因此,一段戀愛維持的期間也稍長,而且直接往結婚方向行進的機會也較多。不過這個"成功"也可能是發揮在工作、事業上,如果你在知性上是個較為重視事業的人,那麼可能會對戀愛造成妨礙。或許會因事業導致戀愛期間也拖長而有晚婚傾向,不過結婚後工作也大多能照常持續下去,不用太擔心兩者有抵觸。而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為0、6、7.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:與家庭生活相關的東西。例如家具、廚房用品、寢具等。能夠讓你有溫馨家庭感覺舒適的物品對你很重要喔。在家居擺飾上多花些金錢也值得啦。



D、尾數4 你的戀愛期限為"短暫"

「4」這個數字本身就是暗示「節制、適度」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為4的你,在戀愛上就算是再親密也會謹守禮儀分寸,這樣的你在戀情上較為短暫、保守的傾向。正在猶豫的當頭一下就被情敵先下手為強、捷足先登去了。如果有人對你提出愛的告白而你也能很快回答對方的話,那麼這個感情對你而言應該就是內心期待且真實的了。不用再考慮有的沒的,趕緊飛奔到對方懷抱裡去吧!而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為3、7、8.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:與頭相關的東西。像是帽子、髮飾、吹風機等,如果其中有一種是你喜歡且愛用的,那就決定好一項把它當作幸運物般常常使用吧。



E、尾數5 你的戀愛期限為"長長久久"

「5」這個數字本身就是暗示「圓滿」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為5的你,在戀愛上能有著圓滿結局。而金錢運也有受惠的跡象,可以說是金錢、愛情兩得意呢。戀愛路程走得平穩,很懂得珍惜自己的感情,步調雖然慢了點,但漸進式的愛情後很自然地走向結婚禮堂,雖沒有高潮起伏但安定就是最大的幸福了。但也因安定的關係,一旦出現外力誘惑很容易出現破綻、露出馬腳,所以啦,沒有偷腥的命啦!而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為2、5、9.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:會直接接觸身體或緊貼著身體的東西。像是手錶、皮帶、浴巾、披肩圍巾等。多將這些東西隨身佩帶有安定運勢與幸運的作用喔。



F、尾數6 你的戀愛期限為"普普通通"

「6」這個數字本身就是暗示「人品」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為6的你,在戀愛上的機會很可能是由你的人品所引發,因受到尊敬、敬愛而產生情愫。像是師生戀、主管與:部屬之戀、醫生與病人、學長與學妹等,女性受到年紀較你還小的男性告白的機會也較多。不過戀愛的期限因可能出現的阻礙、反對只能算是普普通通。還有一點頗為重要的是如果戀情遭受家人反對或是本來就與家人相處不睦的話,那麼這個數字的效果將大減,你的魅力也就散發不出來了,這點可要特別注意喔。而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為 0、4、5.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:與天候相關的物品。像是雨傘雨具、緊急備用食物、電池、外出攜帶用小型收音機等。在一朝緊急情況時能夠派上用場的話更是你發揮人品的重要工具,大家你的信賴更深一層。



G、尾數7 你的戀愛期限為"短暫"

「7」這個數字本身就是暗示「天賦才能」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為7的你,對戀愛的是以直覺、轟轟烈烈、乾柴烈火型較多。一旦談起戀愛就是美麗又燦爛,不過熱情過後也容易退燒,因此戀愛期限大多較為短暫。相遇、邂逅的機會多,但也較難判斷什麼樣的人才是真正適合你的。不妨被動一點等待對方的表態和多觀察人品之後再交往。而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為3、8、9.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:與時間、休閒相關的物品。像是時刻表、旅行箱、手錶等。另外還有能夠提醒你每天計劃行程的東西、能夠留住片刻回憶的東西也是與你幸運相關的物品喔!



H、尾數8 你的戀愛期限為"不是極短就是極長"

「8」這個數字本身就是暗示「強烈意識」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為8的你,在戀愛上帶有強迫性質、糾纏意味的傾向。一旦愛上一個人,不論對方感受如何或是單方面付出也在所不惜。因此你的戀愛期限多需視對方的忍耐力而定,失敗的話將是極為短暫,但如果纏得夠黏也是很有可能達到結婚目的的。不論如何一旦結婚後還是得多壓抑自我,多留些時間、空間給對方婚姻才能持久喔。而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為0、1、5.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:與健康或情境相關的禮物。像是鮮花、體重計、水果、皮膚保養品等。一旦健康狀況不佳,你的"強烈意識"恐怕會演變成"頑固"喲,維持健康身體是你最需重視的。



I、尾數9 你的戀愛期限為"短暫"

「9」這個數字本身就是暗示「逆境」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為9的你,在戀愛上有遭遇各式各樣阻礙的憂慮。因此戀愛期限大多短暫,不過因朋友運不錯,藉由朋友相助戀情可望排除阻礙獲得進展。而雖然在生活、戀愛上遭遇逆境,反而還有讓你越挫越勇的機會,讓你散發歷經歷練的獨特魅力呢。而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為3、6、8.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:在野外、戶外使用的物品。例如露營用具、釣具、汽車、自行車等。而戶外活動不僅帶給你幸運,也是心靈的安定劑,約會多以兜風、郊遊方式也不錯喔。



J、尾數0 你的戀愛期限為"稍短"

「0」這個數字本身就是暗示「煩惱」的數字。

  手機號碼尾數為0的你,在戀愛上容易遭遇會錯意、表錯情等誤解上的煩惱。或是自己想得太多、考慮再三,有自尋煩惱的傾向。因此你的戀愛期限也稍短了些,還有在猶豫不決、煩惱間熱情逐漸消退的可能。而且時間拖得越久,不確定因素就越多。所以如果你有結婚的打算,那麼最好在交往半年內就決定好婚事。而能夠為你帶來幸運、與你速配的尾數號碼為1、4、5.擁有此尾數號碼者的愛情幸運物:運動鞋、休閒鞋。由腳部開始一點小變化會有影響到全身的奇妙感覺喔,只要是假日就多以輕便的鞋子取代笨重的皮鞋吧。顏色也可多注重些,較亮麗色彩、可愛圖樣的款式更佳