Monday, August 27, 2012

看透你的爱情

1、假如世界末日來臨,你隻能解救一種動物,你會救以下哪一種?
a、兔、b、羊、c、鹿、d、馬

2.在非洲旅行途中,你造訪了一個部落,部落首領堅持讓你選一種動物帶回去當紀念品,你會哪一種?
a、猴、b、獅、c、蛇、d、長頸鹿

3.你做錯事了,上天懲罰你變成人以外的動物,你想變成下面哪一種動物?
a、狗、b、貓、c、馬、d、蛇

4.假(jia)如你有能力使某種動物消失,你會選擇哪一種?
a、獅、b、蛇、c、鱷魚、d鯊魚

5.有一天,你碰上了一種會說人話的動物,你希望那是哪種動物?
a、羊、b、馬、c、兔、d、鳥

6.在一個孤島上,你隻能選一種動物來陪你,你會選:
a、狗、b、豬、c、母牛、d、鳥

7.假(jia)如你有能力可以馴服所有的動物,你會選擇哪種動物來當寵物呢?
a、恐龍、b、白老虎、c、北極熊、d、豹

8.假(jia)如你有5分鐘的時間可以當一種動物,你會選擇當:
a、獅、b、貓、c、馬、d、鴿子

<查看分析結果>: 這些題目都告訴了你什麼?

1.你在現實生活中會被哪一類人所吸引:
a、兔——有分裂的人格,外表像冰而內心熾熱的人。
b、羊——重視順從而溫暖的人。
c、鹿——優雅及有禮貌的人。
d、馬——不受約束向往自由的人。

2.哪種求愛手段最容易使你覺得情不自禁:
a、猴——有創造性,從不會讓你感到無趣。
b、獅——直來直往,直接地告訴你他愛你。
c、蛇——心情搖擺不定,忽冷忽熱,遊移不定。
d、長頸鹿——有耐性,對你永遠不放棄。

3.你想給愛人什麼樣的印象:
a、狗——忠誠忠實,永不改變。
b、貓——有個性的。
c、馬——樂觀的。
d、蛇——可通融的。

4.你最討厭的個性中,哪一個會使你與愛人分手:
a、獅——你的愛人傲慢自大,表現得像一個獨裁者,令你很生氣。
b、蛇——情緒化,太過喜怒無常,而你不知道如何取悅他。
c、鱷魚——無情冷血又愛諷刺人。
d、鯊魚——不安全牢靠。

5.你想跟你的愛人建立一個什麼樣的關系:
a、羊——你倆不用多說話,用心溝通,對方自然知道你要什麼。
b、馬——你倆能談任何事情,沒有秘密。
c、兔——一種讓你一直能夠感受到溫暖與戀愛的關系。
d、鳥——你和愛人不隻關心現在也關心將來,一種你能與之一起成長的長期關系。

6.你會有外遇嗎:
a、狗——你重視社會跟道德規範,婚後你不會犯這樣的錯。
b、豬——你無法抗拒欲望,很有可能會越軌。
c、母牛——你不會主動,也不會拒絕,但你會很努力試著不要這樣做。
d、鳥——你從來就不夠堅定,事實上,你不適合婚姻,且你不想做承諾。

7.你對婚姻的看法:
a、恐龍——你非常消極,你不熱內有快樂婚姻的存在。
b、白老虎——你認為婚姻是件很珍貴的事,一旦結婚,你會很珍惜婚姻及你的伴侶。
c、北極熊——你害怕婚姻,你認為婚姻會奪走你的自由。
d、豹——你一直想要結婚,但事實上,你甚至不知道婚姻到底是什麼。

8.此刻你對愛情的看法:
a、獅——你總是渴望愛情,能為愛情做任何事,但你不會輕易墜入情網。
b、貓——你非常以自我為中心,認為愛情對你是可以輕易得到和放棄的東西。
c、馬——你不想被固定的關系綁住,你隻想處處調情。
d、鴿子——你認為愛情是二人互相的承諾。

Thursday, August 16, 2012

God is missing?



There were these 2 very naughty and mischievous boys. Their mother can’t really control them. As the town was very small, each time there is a prank or mischief, the two boys are likely to be involved.

One day the mother heard that there is this Priest that is very good in disciplining kids, so she approach the Priest to seek his help in making these two boys more obedient. The Priest agreed to talk to the two boys but he insist that must take to them one on one. The mother agreed to send the Little boy in the morning and the older boy in the afternoon.

In the morning, the Little boy was send to see the Priest.
The Priest made the Little boy sit on the chair and questioned him.

Priest: Where is God?? (In a loud voice)
Little boy: (Silent with his mouth wide open)

Priest: Where is God!! (In an even louder voice)
Little boy: (Silent with his mouth still wide open)

Priest: Where is God!!!! (Roaring thunder voice)
The Little boy got scared and faster ran out of the room, pulling the door behind him. He ran straight into this room and hid inside the cupboard. His elder brother came into the room and found him hiding inside, and asked him what the Priest said? Little Boy: (crying and shivering) we are in deeps***, God is missing!! And they thought we are responsible for it.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Lets not shout when we get angry

A saint asked his disciples, ‘Why do we shout in anger?
Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’

‘But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?’ asked the saint.
‘Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you’re angry?’

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.’

Then the saint asked, ‘What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why?

Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small…’

The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens?

They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love.

Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’

MORAL..
When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other