Appearance
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Buying things
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
Disagreement
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Dressing up
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail, and the list goes on.
A man will dress up for Convocation, Weddings, Funerals and other event deem as important.
Future
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Buying things
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
Disagreement
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Dressing up
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail, and the list goes on.
A man will dress up for Convocation, Weddings, Funerals and other event deem as important.
Future
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.