"i can tolerate her in small amount" Those are the words from a pretty lawyer-to-be.
when did toleration become quantifiable? Toleration can count in amount de o... geng leh~~~
its like i tolerate you til 5? 5 what o? kg?cm?m?inch?gram?
toleration level then make sense gua.. =)
Today some driver, drive like they own de road, and the whole world has the whole day like them... i noe they very free, then why drive at the most right lane leh... drive slow slow, then let people pass, dun block the road la... some more wan change lane, so damn slow, wan everyone to wait... and most of them drive BMW de... i noe mine only BLM la2... but then i too pay roadtax, and have to let people pass if i go too slow ma... even if speed limit is 80, not say u drive 80 then can drive at the most right ma... right lane is for OVERtaking la~~~ so back to driving school learn, since u all so free...
Monday, November 30, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
爱一个人就要让他开心
感情的事基本上没有谁对谁错！彼此相容便能幸福一生。
1.不要为了寂寞去恋爱，时间是个魔鬼，天长日久，如果你是个多情的人，即使不爱对方，到时候也会产生感情，最后你怎么办？
2.不要为了负责而去结婚。要知道，不爱对方却和对方结婚是最不负责的。即使当时让对方很伤心，但是总比让他几年甚至一辈子伤心强。
3.不管多大多老，不管家人朋友怎么催，都不要随便对待婚姻，婚姻不是打牌，重新洗牌要付出巨大代价。
4.. 学会用理解的，欣赏的眼光去看对方，而不是以自以为是的关心去管对方。
5.和一个生活习惯有很多差异的人恋爱不要紧，结婚要慎重，想想你是否可以长久忍受彼此的不同。
6.有人说恋爱要找自己喜欢的人，结婚要找喜欢自己的人，都是片面的。恋人不喜欢自己有什么可恋的？老婆自己不喜欢怎么过一辈子？
7.真爱一个人，就要尽量让他开心，他开心了你就会开心，那么双方就有激情了。
8. 不要因为自己长相不如对方而放弃追求的打算，长相只是一时的印象，真正决定能否结合主要取决于双方的性格。丑女配帅哥的很多。
9. 恋爱的时间能长尽量长。这最少有两点好处：一，充分，尽可能长的享受恋爱的愉悦，婚姻和恋爱的感觉是很不同的。二，两人相处时间越长，越能检验彼此是否真心，越能看出两人性格是否合得来。这样婚后的感情就会牢固得多。
10.喜欢一个人就要它开心
1.不要为了寂寞去恋爱，时间是个魔鬼，天长日久，如果你是个多情的人，即使不爱对方，到时候也会产生感情，最后你怎么办？
2.不要为了负责而去结婚。要知道，不爱对方却和对方结婚是最不负责的。即使当时让对方很伤心，但是总比让他几年甚至一辈子伤心强。
3.不管多大多老，不管家人朋友怎么催，都不要随便对待婚姻，婚姻不是打牌，重新洗牌要付出巨大代价。
4.. 学会用理解的，欣赏的眼光去看对方，而不是以自以为是的关心去管对方。
5.和一个生活习惯有很多差异的人恋爱不要紧，结婚要慎重，想想你是否可以长久忍受彼此的不同。
6.有人说恋爱要找自己喜欢的人，结婚要找喜欢自己的人，都是片面的。恋人不喜欢自己有什么可恋的？老婆自己不喜欢怎么过一辈子？
7.真爱一个人，就要尽量让他开心，他开心了你就会开心，那么双方就有激情了。
8. 不要因为自己长相不如对方而放弃追求的打算，长相只是一时的印象，真正决定能否结合主要取决于双方的性格。丑女配帅哥的很多。
9. 恋爱的时间能长尽量长。这最少有两点好处：一，充分，尽可能长的享受恋爱的愉悦，婚姻和恋爱的感觉是很不同的。二，两人相处时间越长，越能检验彼此是否真心，越能看出两人性格是否合得来。这样婚后的感情就会牢固得多。
10.喜欢一个人就要它开心
Saturday, November 14, 2009
What 1Malaysia seems to me
This is what 1Malaysia seems to me.
1Malaysia:
Rakyat Didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan.
Citizen first, Preferred achievement.
Bia Rakyat susah dulu, UMNO senang. Pencapaian dompet Kroni Diutamakan.
Citizen difficult first, UMNO enjoy. Achievement of Kroni wallet Preferred.
1Malaysia:
Rakyat UMNO Didahulukan, Pencapaian Kroni Diutamakan.
UMNO member first, Achievement Kroni Preferred.
1Malaysia:
Rakyat Didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan.
Citizen first, Preferred achievement.
Bia Rakyat susah dulu, UMNO senang. Pencapaian dompet Kroni Diutamakan.
Citizen difficult first, UMNO enjoy. Achievement of Kroni wallet Preferred.
1Malaysia:
Rakyat UMNO Didahulukan, Pencapaian Kroni Diutamakan.
UMNO member first, Achievement Kroni Preferred.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Why China never give Panda to Malaysia as gift
Below is meant to be a joke, it is not to be taken seriously. If you don't like it, please do not read and leave this site immediately, there would be absolutely no penalty.
怕被马X人煮来吃~？
Scared people cook and eat.
等下变种成无毛熊猫？
Later become hairless Panda
大马人夜夜笙歌，mamak档24小时营业，吹水到天亮，熊猫到处都是，又何必多此一举呢？
Malaysian night night sing k, mamak store open 24 hours, chat til dawn, "Panda" is everywhere, why take the trouble.
熊猫是non halal
Panda is non halal
熊猫在大马有被C4炸到死无全尸的威胁
Panda has the threat of being blown into ashes by C4
可能怕熊猫吃住太好，以后不回中国
要知道大马的project都是几亿几亿
可能建造一座熊猫乐园又要几亿
Scared Panda eat and live too comfortable here, later don't want go back China.
Malaysia Project all cost billions and billions,
maybe build a Panda park also need few billions.
还是怕熊猫被chop malaysia logo
然后说made in malaysia
Scared Panda being chop with Malaysia logo, later say "Made in Malaysia"
怕马X人不会养。。。
熊猫变瘦猫。。。
Scared donno how to take care, later panda become skinny cat.
熊猫怕 POTONG
要potong，然后帮p1打广告
Panda scared Potong, after that help P1 advertise.
怕大马政府拍下熊猫做爱的画面出版DVD赚钱
Scared malaysia gov take video of Panda making love, and sell DVD for profit.
等下他们拿他们喜爱的猫 跟可爱的熊猫配种。。。
Later take their cat and mate with the adorable panda.
怕熊猫会变成种族主义，发放脑残言论变成脑残熊猫
Scared panda become racism, and release brainless statement become brainless panda.
教貓熊馬來文 Kucing Beruang
teach panda malay as compulsory subject, Kucing Beruang.
国家级的什么园都半生不死的, 担心熊猫也半生不死
Zoo negara animal also like half dead, worried panda also will be the same.
因为熊猫是共产动物，不可以给种族主义国的
Because Panda is Communism animal, cannot give to racism country.
怕熊猫要进islam，每天早早起来听念经。。。
scared panda need to convert to islam, everyday morning wake up early early and listen to prayers.
怕马X人把熊猫戴上TUDUNG，列进回教。。。。。。。
scared panda need to wear tudung, and convert to islam.
不给熊猫吃猪肉
don't feed it pork.
因爲 他去了馬來西亞的動物園, 結果以爲馬來西亞只有“花園”
because after he go to malaysia zoo, thought malaysia only got gardens.
怕被從樓上丟下+怕熊猫去14楼自杀=最后简论是熊猫贪玩自己堕楼的
其他国家的验尸官来，不可亲自动手，因为没有马来西亚认同证。
scared kena throw down + scared panda go 14th floor commit suicide = panda playful and fall from the building by its own.
因为熊猫不是这里的bumi
送来要自己努力生存~
然后找回来的竹子还要分给马X人~
because panda is not bumi here.
send it here, need to work hard to survive.
and after all the hard work, need to give some to the bumi.
熊猫不能自由发表，怕会被内按发令抓去
panda has no freedom of expression, scared detain under ISA.
马来西亚会突然间说：熊猫有传染病毒。。。。。。
还会突然间，拿C4来炸熊猫，然后再抓几个道友去死刑。。。。。
如果送了给马来西亚，过后不久，纳鸡就会打电话给胡锦涛说：你的熊猫快死了，因为没有适当的环境，而且现在的了病，我们的研究所研究了一个月，发现熊猫得了X型流感，要赶快解决这个问题，不然就全世界都会怪在你的国家。
10亿马币 = 解决病毒。
8亿马币 = 从建动物园（特别给熊猫）
如果你要把熊猫送回你的国家做研究的话，价钱就不同了，就25亿马币，因为这是危险及需要非常保密，可有损中国的名誉。。。。。。。
Malaysia will suddenly said: pandas have transmission of virus. . . . . .
Will suddenly take C4 to blow giant pandas, and then sentence several Daoyou the death penalty
If sent to Malaysia, shortly afterwards, N will be satisfied to call Hu Jintao said: Your pandas dying because there is no suitable environment, but now ill, and after our Research Institute has done research for a month, they found that Panda got X-type influenza, must quickly resolve this problem, otherwise the whole world will blame it on your country.
RM 1 billion to resolve the virus.
RM 800 million ringgit to re-construction of the zoo (in particular for the Panda)
If you take back the panda to your country for research, then, the price is different. It cost RM 2.5 billion ringgit, because it is dangerous and need to be very confidential, may be detrimental to China's reputation.
怕被马X人煮来吃~？
Scared people cook and eat.
等下变种成无毛熊猫？
Later become hairless Panda
大马人夜夜笙歌，mamak档24小时营业，吹水到天亮，熊猫到处都是，又何必多此一举呢？
Malaysian night night sing k, mamak store open 24 hours, chat til dawn, "Panda" is everywhere, why take the trouble.
熊猫是non halal
Panda is non halal
熊猫在大马有被C4炸到死无全尸的威胁
Panda has the threat of being blown into ashes by C4
可能怕熊猫吃住太好，以后不回中国
要知道大马的project都是几亿几亿
可能建造一座熊猫乐园又要几亿
Scared Panda eat and live too comfortable here, later don't want go back China.
Malaysia Project all cost billions and billions,
maybe build a Panda park also need few billions.
还是怕熊猫被chop malaysia logo
然后说made in malaysia
Scared Panda being chop with Malaysia logo, later say "Made in Malaysia"
怕马X人不会养。。。
熊猫变瘦猫。。。
Scared donno how to take care, later panda become skinny cat.
熊猫怕 POTONG
要potong，然后帮p1打广告
Panda scared Potong, after that help P1 advertise.
怕大马政府拍下熊猫做爱的画面出版DVD赚钱
Scared malaysia gov take video of Panda making love, and sell DVD for profit.
等下他们拿他们喜爱的猫 跟可爱的熊猫配种。。。
Later take their cat and mate with the adorable panda.
怕熊猫会变成种族主义，发放脑残言论变成脑残熊猫
Scared panda become racism, and release brainless statement become brainless panda.
教貓熊馬來文 Kucing Beruang
teach panda malay as compulsory subject, Kucing Beruang.
国家级的什么园都半生不死的, 担心熊猫也半生不死
Zoo negara animal also like half dead, worried panda also will be the same.
因为熊猫是共产动物，不可以给种族主义国的
Because Panda is Communism animal, cannot give to racism country.
怕熊猫要进islam，每天早早起来听念经。。。
scared panda need to convert to islam, everyday morning wake up early early and listen to prayers.
怕马X人把熊猫戴上TUDUNG，列进回教。。。。。。。
scared panda need to wear tudung, and convert to islam.
不给熊猫吃猪肉
don't feed it pork.
因爲 他去了馬來西亞的動物園, 結果以爲馬來西亞只有“花園”
because after he go to malaysia zoo, thought malaysia only got gardens.
怕被從樓上丟下+怕熊猫去14楼自杀=最后简论是熊猫贪玩自己堕楼的
其他国家的验尸官来，不可亲自动手，因为没有马来西亚认同证。
scared kena throw down + scared panda go 14th floor commit suicide = panda playful and fall from the building by its own.
因为熊猫不是这里的bumi
送来要自己努力生存~
然后找回来的竹子还要分给马X人~
because panda is not bumi here.
send it here, need to work hard to survive.
and after all the hard work, need to give some to the bumi.
熊猫不能自由发表，怕会被内按发令抓去
panda has no freedom of expression, scared detain under ISA.
马来西亚会突然间说：熊猫有传染病毒。。。。。。
还会突然间，拿C4来炸熊猫，然后再抓几个道友去死刑。。。。。
如果送了给马来西亚，过后不久，纳鸡就会打电话给胡锦涛说：你的熊猫快死了，因为没有适当的环境，而且现在的了病，我们的研究所研究了一个月，发现熊猫得了X型流感，要赶快解决这个问题，不然就全世界都会怪在你的国家。
10亿马币 = 解决病毒。
8亿马币 = 从建动物园（特别给熊猫）
如果你要把熊猫送回你的国家做研究的话，价钱就不同了，就25亿马币，因为这是危险及需要非常保密，可有损中国的名誉。。。。。。。
Malaysia will suddenly said: pandas have transmission of virus. . . . . .
Will suddenly take C4 to blow giant pandas, and then sentence several Daoyou the death penalty
If sent to Malaysia, shortly afterwards, N will be satisfied to call Hu Jintao said: Your pandas dying because there is no suitable environment, but now ill, and after our Research Institute has done research for a month, they found that Panda got X-type influenza, must quickly resolve this problem, otherwise the whole world will blame it on your country.
RM 1 billion to resolve the virus.
RM 800 million ringgit to re-construction of the zoo (in particular for the Panda)
If you take back the panda to your country for research, then, the price is different. It cost RM 2.5 billion ringgit, because it is dangerous and need to be very confidential, may be detrimental to China's reputation.
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Cameron Highland trip
Early on Saturday morning, we gathered at a given location. BUT i woke up at the time we are suppose to gather... =.= the person who pick me up, said he reach, and it is a Morning Call... LOL~~~ anyway, i fast fast do everything, and rush out of the house... Everything has been packed the day before... no worries...
so all was gathered, and we then proceed to breakfast... SKIP...
then we started our journey from the toll up north.... Fast Forward....
Turn off at Tapah, Mr. Garmin say can go by Tapah Or Simpang Pulai... the difference is Tapah is shorter route, but very sharp corners, and steep... Simpang Pulai is longer & wider road, but further...
Anyway the journey up, approximately 69 KM+++ through this journey, we was "blocked" by Lorry, buses, Trucks... one part, everyone had to follow behind this big lorry for a good few KM, until he slow down on a straight road, and everyone rush to overtake him... anyway, all was windy and good weather up... Stop at Tanah Rata to walk and look see at a Tea Plantation called Cameron Bharat.... after that we went for lunch at the town of Tanah Rata... After a good lunch, we went looking for Strawberry to pluck. And ended up at Big Red Strawberry Farm, it is a road away from the weekend night market.... there we had afternoon-tea of Strawberry's stuff, including cakes, pies, Sundae, etc~~~
After eating those sweet stuff, it was time to check in to the Park... hidden in a road to a Istana. The place is called, Strawberry Park Resort... WOW~~~~
we had a 3+1 room unit... LOL~~~ coz there was 8 of us...
after doing some "house-keeping", we took a rest.... In the late evening, those who wanted to play sports, eg: Squash, went to play some match... while the rest who wanted to explore, went for a walk up the Hill...
At just past 7pm, we went for our dinner of Steamboat at Brinchang town.... by the time we finish dinner, it was raining... so night market exploration had to be canceled... so back to the Park we went.... LOL~~~
We woke up early on sunday morning, and went for a morning walk, up the hills again but not as far as yesterday.... After the great wallop of breakfast, we pack our stuff and check out... our destination? BOH tea plantation @ Sungei Palas... it is near Equatorial Cameron. The road to the plantation is fantestic that it was such a challange for the driver, testing how well he can drive, how well he knows the car size to the inch... coz it test how driver communicate... we was stuck for a few times, and there was great adventure...
The BOH tea plantation lookout offer a splendor view of the valley and hills of tea...
after spending sometime there, it was another adventure coming out from the center...
We came down Cameron using Simpang Pulai... The road was wider, and people tend to drive faster... i was fast asleep....
From there, we came back directly to KL with 1 (ONE) rest area stop only...
Cameron trip is great~~~ nice, cooling place... i wonder tonight can sleep or not~~ Its so hot la~~~
so all was gathered, and we then proceed to breakfast... SKIP...
then we started our journey from the toll up north.... Fast Forward....
Turn off at Tapah, Mr. Garmin say can go by Tapah Or Simpang Pulai... the difference is Tapah is shorter route, but very sharp corners, and steep... Simpang Pulai is longer & wider road, but further...
Anyway the journey up, approximately 69 KM+++ through this journey, we was "blocked" by Lorry, buses, Trucks... one part, everyone had to follow behind this big lorry for a good few KM, until he slow down on a straight road, and everyone rush to overtake him... anyway, all was windy and good weather up... Stop at Tanah Rata to walk and look see at a Tea Plantation called Cameron Bharat.... after that we went for lunch at the town of Tanah Rata... After a good lunch, we went looking for Strawberry to pluck. And ended up at Big Red Strawberry Farm, it is a road away from the weekend night market.... there we had afternoon-tea of Strawberry's stuff, including cakes, pies, Sundae, etc~~~
After eating those sweet stuff, it was time to check in to the Park... hidden in a road to a Istana. The place is called, Strawberry Park Resort... WOW~~~~
we had a 3+1 room unit... LOL~~~ coz there was 8 of us...
after doing some "house-keeping", we took a rest.... In the late evening, those who wanted to play sports, eg: Squash, went to play some match... while the rest who wanted to explore, went for a walk up the Hill...
At just past 7pm, we went for our dinner of Steamboat at Brinchang town.... by the time we finish dinner, it was raining... so night market exploration had to be canceled... so back to the Park we went.... LOL~~~
We woke up early on sunday morning, and went for a morning walk, up the hills again but not as far as yesterday.... After the great wallop of breakfast, we pack our stuff and check out... our destination? BOH tea plantation @ Sungei Palas... it is near Equatorial Cameron. The road to the plantation is fantestic that it was such a challange for the driver, testing how well he can drive, how well he knows the car size to the inch... coz it test how driver communicate... we was stuck for a few times, and there was great adventure...
The BOH tea plantation lookout offer a splendor view of the valley and hills of tea...
after spending sometime there, it was another adventure coming out from the center...
We came down Cameron using Simpang Pulai... The road was wider, and people tend to drive faster... i was fast asleep....
From there, we came back directly to KL with 1 (ONE) rest area stop only...
Cameron trip is great~~~ nice, cooling place... i wonder tonight can sleep or not~~ Its so hot la~~~
Friday, November 06, 2009
The day i brought Jap students out
Meet at Time Square around 1pm, then we(The "guide") go eat.
Me with 2 of the Japanese girl :rf:
Around 2pm they arrive, then v was gathered wit those who r my group. 1 didn't turn up, left 9, 6guy3girl. Took a group photo, unfortunately only that person's cam got... hope wil send to us... It was so funny, coz i ask them sit, then they fill both row, including the front, then all laugh coz should leave the middle place for me... LOL~~~ so the picture turn out all laugh and very happy gua... after some talk talk, i lead them out of TS... then they confirm with me where, and not like i bring them go Holland.. anyway, we headed 2 klcc.. Along the way it was kinda far.. Ned take mono then change train, wit tat ned walk a distance. It was humid.. since need walk, so they check with me weather correct place and direction or not, coz scared i bring them so somewhere else... anyway, we finally reach klcc, then go the garden and then after walking abit, juz out of the door, they wan take pic there & dun wan go further, BUT then that spot can't even see the tower, only the word suria klcc. like tat they also happy o... i wan them take with the tower ma... anyway, i was their photographer & guide & guardian... so took using their many camera... and also a PHONE o... those very Kawaii type... LOL~~~ After tat wan bring them the other side can see tower, they say wan shopping.. So, fine... shopping also good gua.... Then after awhile say wan break up, guy see guy's thing, girl see girl's thing.. i guess they saw something, and wanna go get it first gua... Bt then only 1 side & always nearby.. so fine la... but then they very chun come bc meet me.. wat i notice is that all was attracted 2 Famous Amos shop. They say the bears so kawaii. Anyway, the girsl bought chocolates~~~
After tat say wan go Lot 10, dun wan KLCC shopping... but then we was at klcc only NOT even 30 minutes gua.. So fine go bc near TS. Then reach ned change train station (Dang Wangi).. It was so pack, so i make sure all was out... mana tau all was out, BUT the 3 girl was a little stuck, but mange to come out AND then the door juz CLOSE, leaving 1 girl inside, & start to move.. WALAO~~~ i panic lo... Scared she donno next stop change and come bc.. Luckily its Masjid Jamik, and got opposite each other... heng liao... BUT she got on the other train and came bc.. The moment she came out, all was excited.. all start 2 clap hands... So happy o.. I more worried bout the girls.. coz u noe la~~~ its JAP girls~~
Today those 3 girls, so smart, wore highheels walk o.. Geng.. Gt 1 wear mini skirt lagi.. & their high knee length stockings..
Since found her.. V gathered then start 2 walk 2 mono again. The journey was very short & they rush out when train juz stop & door juz start 2 open.. We had to cross the road... nice thing to see, coz here, everywhere is crossing zone... for them, got designated area de, and only cross when green... for us, its our road la... So we just cross, and towards the last part, all run across the road... walao o~~~ Not bad ma~~~ Walk in Lot10, they say wan separate, then they gathered again.. i say OK, all siam d~~~ very fast~~ but then they always very chun.. 5 minutes means sharp or lesser. Walk around, gt nothing much then left.. I said wan bring go Sg. Wang, they dun wan.. Juz said TS TS.. Bc TS, then separate go few times.. Always also meet me bc on time... not bad la, this people... listen to me de... i heard other group, got some don't want listen and discuss..
But then the last gather, 2 guys went missing, but they help me go find.. After 10 minutes, all gathered then walk 2gether, since got a fair, so gave them 5 minutes look.. They bought things again.. They really noe hw 2 shop lo.. Buy & buy.. Got design love mugs la.. Then gt ppl buy Voir shoes some more.. Then t-shirt la.. Those rm10 Watch also they see then buy liao.. Wow.. Nice shopping 4 them..
Also time, then hand them back to their Guide... stayed around and wish them safe journey...
If i'm not wrong, they are from Yokosuka, Japan.
Walk til my legs pain lo.. Walk quite alot.. & the shortest time i ever spend in klcc... I wonder how those in High heels feel..
Money wise, is i give them the total amount, then they give me, & collect among themselves...
This time, the Train ticket is all covered by them... so its free ride for me.. Haha...
Just share some photo with my readers.
Taken inside Monorail.
Taken at Bukit Bintang Station
Me with 2 of the Japanese girl :rf:
One of the girl
Thursday, November 05, 2009
Monday, November 02, 2009
Speeding driver and Priest
Who do you think has a bigger contribution? Father or speeding driver?
Because of an accident, the driver and the priest, both died and went to see GOD.
God ask the driver: What do you do?
Driver: I drive the night shift bus.
God looked up some of the files said: Well, then you go to heaven.
God asked him: What do you do?
Father: I am a priest.
God then looked up some files, and then said: You have to do down.
Father complained loudly: WHAT!!! My life has been dedicated to the church. Every Sunday i preach the word of god. And this crazy bus driver everyday also speeding on the road, and i just got killed in a bus accident driven by him. Why am i going down, and he gets to go to heaven? Give me a valid and acceptable reason.
God: The reason is ...
Every time you preach, the audience is asleep, no one pray. Every time he drove, no one dared to fall asleep, and they all pray to me. You say, who contribute more to the Church!
Because of an accident, the driver and the priest, both died and went to see GOD.
God ask the driver: What do you do?
Driver: I drive the night shift bus.
God looked up some of the files said: Well, then you go to heaven.
God asked him: What do you do?
Father: I am a priest.
God then looked up some files, and then said: You have to do down.
Father complained loudly: WHAT!!! My life has been dedicated to the church. Every Sunday i preach the word of god. And this crazy bus driver everyday also speeding on the road, and i just got killed in a bus accident driven by him. Why am i going down, and he gets to go to heaven? Give me a valid and acceptable reason.
God: The reason is ...
Every time you preach, the audience is asleep, no one pray. Every time he drove, no one dared to fall asleep, and they all pray to me. You say, who contribute more to the Church!
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