Tuesday, November 11, 2008

joke for the day

some joke before i head to bed...

why crocodile don't eat the pig?
1.为什么鳄鱼不吃猪 ?
because they are islam
因为他们是Islam....

why the crocodile don't eat the chicken?
2.为什么鳄鱼不吃鸡?
because they ber-puasa
因为他们puasa

why crocodile knock 2 times then die?
3.为什么鳄鱼敲2下就死?
because kok kok die (crocodile)
kok kok = knock knock

3 comments:

Unknown said...

it's the first time i read about the first and second crocodile joke. heard the third one from my 8-year-old students when i was in their class last week. it was funny =D

Jerine said...

i heard this joke before... not funny anymore

Anonymous said...

wtf?? u are plying with fire.. making fun of islam.. i am not a muslim but seriously have some respect for other religions man...

u aint a kid anymore..