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怕被马X人煮来吃~？
Scared people cook and eat.
等下变种成无毛熊猫？
Later become hairless Panda
大马人夜夜笙歌，mamak档24小时营业，吹水到天亮，熊猫到处都是，又何必多此一举呢？
Malaysian night night sing k, mamak store open 24 hours, chat til dawn, "Panda" is everywhere, why take the trouble.
熊猫是non halal
Panda is non halal
熊猫在大马有被C4炸到死无全尸的威胁
Panda has the threat of being blown into ashes by C4
可能怕熊猫吃住太好，以后不回中国
要知道大马的project都是几亿几亿
可能建造一座熊猫乐园又要几亿
Scared Panda eat and live too comfortable here, later don't want go back China.
Malaysia Project all cost billions and billions,
maybe build a Panda park also need few billions.
还是怕熊猫被chop malaysia logo
然后说made in malaysia
Scared Panda being chop with Malaysia logo, later say "Made in Malaysia"
怕马X人不会养。。。
熊猫变瘦猫。。。
Scared donno how to take care, later panda become skinny cat.
熊猫怕 POTONG
要potong，然后帮p1打广告
Panda scared Potong, after that help P1 advertise.
怕大马政府拍下熊猫做爱的画面出版DVD赚钱
Scared malaysia gov take video of Panda making love, and sell DVD for profit.
等下他们拿他们喜爱的猫 跟可爱的熊猫配种。。。
Later take their cat and mate with the adorable panda.
怕熊猫会变成种族主义，发放脑残言论变成脑残熊猫
Scared panda become racism, and release brainless statement become brainless panda.
教貓熊馬來文 Kucing Beruang
teach panda malay as compulsory subject, Kucing Beruang.
国家级的什么园都半生不死的, 担心熊猫也半生不死
Zoo negara animal also like half dead, worried panda also will be the same.
因为熊猫是共产动物，不可以给种族主义国的
Because Panda is Communism animal, cannot give to racism country.
怕熊猫要进islam，每天早早起来听念经。。。
scared panda need to convert to islam, everyday morning wake up early early and listen to prayers.
怕马X人把熊猫戴上TUDUNG，列进回教。。。。。。。
scared panda need to wear tudung, and convert to islam.
不给熊猫吃猪肉
don't feed it pork.
因爲 他去了馬來西亞的動物園, 結果以爲馬來西亞只有“花園”
because after he go to malaysia zoo, thought malaysia only got gardens.
怕被從樓上丟下+怕熊猫去14楼自杀=最后简论是熊猫贪玩自己堕楼的
其他国家的验尸官来，不可亲自动手，因为没有马来西亚认同证。
scared kena throw down + scared panda go 14th floor commit suicide = panda playful and fall from the building by its own.
因为熊猫不是这里的bumi
送来要自己努力生存~
然后找回来的竹子还要分给马X人~
because panda is not bumi here.
send it here, need to work hard to survive.
and after all the hard work, need to give some to the bumi.
熊猫不能自由发表，怕会被内按发令抓去
panda has no freedom of expression, scared detain under ISA.
马来西亚会突然间说：熊猫有传染病毒。。。。。。
还会突然间，拿C4来炸熊猫，然后再抓几个道友去死刑。。。。。
如果送了给马来西亚，过后不久，纳鸡就会打电话给胡锦涛说：你的熊猫快死了，因为没有适当的环境，而且现在的了病，我们的研究所研究了一个月，发现熊猫得了X型流感，要赶快解决这个问题，不然就全世界都会怪在你的国家。
10亿马币 = 解决病毒。
8亿马币 = 从建动物园（特别给熊猫）
如果你要把熊猫送回你的国家做研究的话，价钱就不同了，就25亿马币，因为这是危险及需要非常保密，可有损中国的名誉。。。。。。。
Malaysia will suddenly said: pandas have transmission of virus. . . . . .
Will suddenly take C4 to blow giant pandas, and then sentence several Daoyou the death penalty
If sent to Malaysia, shortly afterwards, N will be satisfied to call Hu Jintao said: Your pandas dying because there is no suitable environment, but now ill, and after our Research Institute has done research for a month, they found that Panda got X-type influenza, must quickly resolve this problem, otherwise the whole world will blame it on your country.
RM 1 billion to resolve the virus.
RM 800 million ringgit to re-construction of the zoo (in particular for the Panda)
If you take back the panda to your country for research, then, the price is different. It cost RM 2.5 billion ringgit, because it is dangerous and need to be very confidential, may be detrimental to China's reputation.
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