Monday, November 02, 2009

Speeding driver and Priest

Who do you think has a bigger contribution? Father or speeding driver?

Because of an accident, the driver and the priest, both died and went to see GOD.

God ask the driver: What do you do?

Driver: I drive the night shift bus.

God looked up some of the files said: Well, then you go to heaven.

God asked him: What do you do?

Father: I am a priest.

God then looked up some files, and then said: You have to do down.

Father complained loudly: WHAT!!! My life has been dedicated to the church. Every Sunday i preach the word of god. And this crazy bus driver everyday also speeding on the road, and i just got killed in a bus accident driven by him. Why am i going down, and he gets to go to heaven? Give me a valid and acceptable reason.

God: The reason is ...

Every time you preach, the audience is asleep, no one pray. Every time he drove, no one dared to fall asleep, and they all pray to me. You say, who contribute more to the Church!

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