Friday, July 04, 2008

3 legged chicken

one day, a guy was driving in his super Mercedes-Benz S600 along the country side. then came a chicken running down the road, and it ran pass his car. then he tried to chase after it, but it ran so fast, and he notice that the chicken had 2 legs, that even his super car is finding it hard catching up. then he notice that the chicken ran into a bun beside a house. so he parked his car near the house, and went up to the house door, and knock it. then a man came to answer the door.
Guy:"Hello"
Man:"Hello, how can i help u?"
Guy:"well, i saw a chicken 3 legs running into the bun beside ur house, does it belong to u?"
Man:"ya, the 3 legged chicken belongs to me"
Guy:"why the chicken has 3 legs?"
Man:"it has 3 legs, coz myself, my wife, and my son loves to eat drumstick, but a normal chicken only has 2 legs, so i manipulated the chicken to has another leg."
Guy:"well, then how does the chicken taste like?"
Man:"I have never eaten it before. IT RUNS TOO FAST TO BE CATCH."

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