Peter:"teacher, i would like to ask u a question. there are 3 woman in a park, and they have just bought their ice-cream, 1 is licking it, 1 is biting it, 1 is sucking it. which do u think has gotten married?"
彼得：“老師，我有一個問題想請教您。有三位女人在公園裏各買了一根冰棒，有一位舔著吃，一位咬著吃，還有一位含著吃，您認為哪一位是已經結婚的？”

The teacher with her face red:"i think should be the woman that is sucking it"
女教師想了想，紅著臉囁嚅道：“我想應該是含著吃的那位。

Peter happily said""Wrong, it is the woman that is wearing the wedding ring. But i love the way u think..."
彼得得意地說：“不對，是帶著結 婚 戒 指 的 那 位。不過我很喜歡您的思路。”