99.9% you will laugh

one day, 2 person went on a flight, and half way, their plane crash, and they landed on an island that is full of human eater...
The head of them: if u can find 100 of the same type of fruits, then we will spare your life...
then the 2 of them went out and find...
one of them came back with strawberries...
Head:now put in into ur butt and we won't eat you...
so he started to stuff it into the hole....
until 98, he had no problem, but when he put the 99th into the hole, he broke out into laughter, and they ate him up...
when he reach heaven, the angel ask: why just one more and u could be spared ur life, u broke out into laughter...
he said: coz i saw my fren coming back with 100 durians...

> >有一天..
> >甲和乙坐飛機要去玩..
> >結果飛機失事
> >兩人掉到有大批食人族的小島上
>猶長說:[你們兩個去找100個同樣的水果來,我就饒你們一命!!
> >他們兩個就去找了...
> >甲先帶了100個草莓回來
> >猶長說:[把他們全部塞到屁眼裡就饒你一命]
> >甲就開始塞...
> >塞到98個的時候沒有事
> >可是塞到99個時候他\"笑\"了(哈哈哈)
> >結果草莓通通噴出來了...
> >他就被殺掉了
> >到了天堂
> >天使問他說:[你差一個就免死,為什麼笑了呢?] .
另一个他带了很多溜莲回来