Monday, August 27, 2012

看透你的爱情

1、假如世界末日來臨,你隻能解救一種動物,你會救以下哪一種?
a、兔、b、羊、c、鹿、d、馬

2.在非洲旅行途中,你造訪了一個部落,部落首領堅持讓你選一種動物帶回去當紀念品,你會哪一種?
a、猴、b、獅、c、蛇、d、長頸鹿

3.你做錯事了,上天懲罰你變成人以外的動物,你想變成下面哪一種動物?
a、狗、b、貓、c、馬、d、蛇

4.假(jia)如你有能力使某種動物消失,你會選擇哪一種?
a、獅、b、蛇、c、鱷魚、d鯊魚

5.有一天,你碰上了一種會說人話的動物,你希望那是哪種動物?
a、羊、b、馬、c、兔、d、鳥

6.在一個孤島上,你隻能選一種動物來陪你,你會選:
a、狗、b、豬、c、母牛、d、鳥

7.假(jia)如你有能力可以馴服所有的動物,你會選擇哪種動物來當寵物呢?
a、恐龍、b、白老虎、c、北極熊、d、豹

8.假(jia)如你有5分鐘的時間可以當一種動物,你會選擇當:
a、獅、b、貓、c、馬、d、鴿子

<查看分析結果>: 這些題目都告訴了你什麼?

1.你在現實生活中會被哪一類人所吸引:
a、兔——有分裂的人格,外表像冰而內心熾熱的人。
b、羊——重視順從而溫暖的人。
c、鹿——優雅及有禮貌的人。
d、馬——不受約束向往自由的人。

2.哪種求愛手段最容易使你覺得情不自禁:
a、猴——有創造性,從不會讓你感到無趣。
b、獅——直來直往,直接地告訴你他愛你。
c、蛇——心情搖擺不定,忽冷忽熱,遊移不定。
d、長頸鹿——有耐性,對你永遠不放棄。

3.你想給愛人什麼樣的印象:
a、狗——忠誠忠實,永不改變。
b、貓——有個性的。
c、馬——樂觀的。
d、蛇——可通融的。

4.你最討厭的個性中,哪一個會使你與愛人分手:
a、獅——你的愛人傲慢自大,表現得像一個獨裁者,令你很生氣。
b、蛇——情緒化,太過喜怒無常,而你不知道如何取悅他。
c、鱷魚——無情冷血又愛諷刺人。
d、鯊魚——不安全牢靠。

5.你想跟你的愛人建立一個什麼樣的關系:
a、羊——你倆不用多說話,用心溝通,對方自然知道你要什麼。
b、馬——你倆能談任何事情,沒有秘密。
c、兔——一種讓你一直能夠感受到溫暖與戀愛的關系。
d、鳥——你和愛人不隻關心現在也關心將來,一種你能與之一起成長的長期關系。

6.你會有外遇嗎:
a、狗——你重視社會跟道德規範,婚後你不會犯這樣的錯。
b、豬——你無法抗拒欲望,很有可能會越軌。
c、母牛——你不會主動,也不會拒絕,但你會很努力試著不要這樣做。
d、鳥——你從來就不夠堅定,事實上,你不適合婚姻,且你不想做承諾。

7.你對婚姻的看法:
a、恐龍——你非常消極,你不熱內有快樂婚姻的存在。
b、白老虎——你認為婚姻是件很珍貴的事,一旦結婚,你會很珍惜婚姻及你的伴侶。
c、北極熊——你害怕婚姻,你認為婚姻會奪走你的自由。
d、豹——你一直想要結婚,但事實上,你甚至不知道婚姻到底是什麼。

8.此刻你對愛情的看法:
a、獅——你總是渴望愛情,能為愛情做任何事,但你不會輕易墜入情網。
b、貓——你非常以自我為中心,認為愛情對你是可以輕易得到和放棄的東西。
c、馬——你不想被固定的關系綁住,你隻想處處調情。
d、鴿子——你認為愛情是二人互相的承諾。

Thursday, August 16, 2012

God is missing?



There were these 2 very naughty and mischievous boys. Their mother can’t really control them. As the town was very small, each time there is a prank or mischief, the two boys are likely to be involved.

One day the mother heard that there is this Priest that is very good in disciplining kids, so she approach the Priest to seek his help in making these two boys more obedient. The Priest agreed to talk to the two boys but he insist that must take to them one on one. The mother agreed to send the Little boy in the morning and the older boy in the afternoon.

In the morning, the Little boy was send to see the Priest.
The Priest made the Little boy sit on the chair and questioned him.

Priest: Where is God?? (In a loud voice)
Little boy: (Silent with his mouth wide open)

Priest: Where is God!! (In an even louder voice)
Little boy: (Silent with his mouth still wide open)

Priest: Where is God!!!! (Roaring thunder voice)
The Little boy got scared and faster ran out of the room, pulling the door behind him. He ran straight into this room and hid inside the cupboard. His elder brother came into the room and found him hiding inside, and asked him what the Priest said? Little Boy: (crying and shivering) we are in deeps***, God is missing!! And they thought we are responsible for it.

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Lets not shout when we get angry

A saint asked his disciples, ‘Why do we shout in anger?
Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’

Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’

‘But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?’ asked the saint.
‘Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you’re angry?’

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, ‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.’

Then the saint asked, ‘What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why?

Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small…’

The saint continued, ‘When they love each other even more, what happens?

They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love.

Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that’s all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.’

MORAL..
When you argue do not let your hearts get distant, do not say words that distance each other

Monday, July 23, 2012

你好會吹喔

在美髮院聽到一段對話....


女設計師幫男客人吹完他指定的髮型後拿鏡子給男客人看
女: 這樣可以嗎?

男: 嗯 你好會吹喔

女: 其實你的也不是吹不出來 只是(髮質)有點硬又比較粗 所以有點困難度

男: 恩 所以你技術真的很好 很少人能吹得出來(這種髮型)

女: 那你要常來喔 我下次幫你用另一種方法吹 保證你更滿意

男: 那當然 其實給你吹慣了 現在都懶得自己在家弄半天了

女: 自己弄本來就比較難啦 尤其你又有特殊要求 不是一般隨便弄一下就可以的
還是找人幫你吹比較好

男: 對啊 有時候自己弄半天也弄不出來不像你好像隨便吹吹就吹出來了

女: 我哪是隨便吹吹啊 我可是都有花功夫的 你看你(髮質)這麼硬這麼粗真的蠻難吹的

男: 好啦 以後我一定會常來找你幫我吹的

女: 那你要噴嗎 (拿起定型液)

男: 嗯 好啊 今天噴多一點好了

女: 唉優 你不要亂動 噴到臉上了啦

男: 臉沒關係啦 等一下擦一擦就好了.........

(語畢一旁男女客人鼻血直流....)

Monday, July 16, 2012

AirAsia Office

I had the chance to walk into AirAsia office and have a look at the places that i walk pass.
It is round with the middle and sides being the office (i believe departmentalization). There is a cafe/ chill out place with massage chairs inside.
The work area looks somewhat cramp and not very neat across the the whole area.
Work cubical is a very long table with kindly low partitions between the person beside you as well as in front of you.
The meeting rooms are name after cities, and they do have many open concept discussion area.
Yes, they promote openess in the layout, but not so sure if it is the same when it comes to work.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

我可以是你的第一吗?

我也许
不是你第一個牽手的人
不是你第一個擁抱的人
不是你第一個親吻的人
不是你第一個擁有的人













可我希望我可以 …
是你遇到痛苦第一個想傾訴的人
是你遇到快樂第一個想分享的人
是你遇到挫折第一個想依靠的人
是你今生以後第一個可以相伴的人

我真的可以是你心中某一個可以第一的人





Wednesday, July 04, 2012

一户潘姓人家

一户潘姓人家,长辈过世。
家祭时,请来了一位乡音很重的老先生来当司仪。
讣闻是这么写的:
   孝 男:潘根科
   孝 媳:池氏
   孝孙女:潘良慈
   孝 孙:潘道时
但这位老先生老眼昏花又发音不标准。
当他照著讣闻唱名时,凡是字面上有三点水的或左边部首都漏掉没看到。
于是就给他念成这样子:「孝男,翻……跟……斗……」
孝男一听,直觉得很奇怪,但又不敢问,于是就翻了一个跟斗。
接著又说:「孝媳,也……是……」
孝媳一听:「我也要翻啊?」于是孝媳也翻了一个跟斗。
再来:「孝孙女,翻两次。」
孝孙女一听,想想爸妈都翻了,我也翻吧!于是就翻了两个跟斗。
此时孝孙心想:「老爸、老妈都各翻一次,姐姐也翻两次,那么我要翻几
?」心里想著想著就开始紧张了:「怎么办?」
只见老先生扯开喉咙,大声念出:
[孝孙………………死]

Friday, June 29, 2012

The 12 Ties that Bind Long-Term Relationships

By Susan Krauss Whitbourne, Ph.D. in Fulfillment at Any Age

1. Thinking positively about your partner.
2. Thinking about your partner when apart.
3. Difficulty concentrating on other things when thinking about your partner.
4. Enjoying novel and challenging activities.
5. Spending time together.
6. Expressing affection.
7. Being turned on by your partner (touch of affection)
8. Engaging in sexual intercourse.
9. Feeling generally happy.
10. Wanting to know where your partner is at all times.
11. Obsessively thinking about your partner.
12. Having a strong passion for life.

Source: http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201206/the-12-ties-bind-long-term-relationships

Sunday, June 24, 2012

[转载] 女人心疼男人的十種方式

1、當你愛上一個男子,千萬別去想自己是不是應該矜持一點。 愛他就告訴他,有時候男人也很愛虛榮,你的表白會讓他的自信達到我是傻瓜點。

2、當你已經不愛他了,那麼也用最直接的方式告訴他。 別去考慮他會不會脆弱,男人的自尊遠比傷痛重要。

3、當你們已經相愛,那麼就要對他信任,有什麼想法就告訴他,不管他支持不支持。 任何一個男子都希望他的女人依靠他。

4、在他的朋友面前,要給他十足的地位。 面子對男子來說比什麼都重要,不要介意在人前當個小女人,要知道小女人都是男人寵出來的。

5、他在打遊戲的時候,不論你有多急的事情,也不要直接去關他的電腦。 最好是摟著他,在他耳邊輕輕的細語。 因為………男人對遊戲的執迷勝過你看一部精彩的肥皂劇。

6、男人每個月也有那幾天,跟女人差不多,心情無故低落。 這個時候不要問他怎麼了,只要陪在他身邊。做好你自己。

7、他和朋友出去喝酒、打牌,你不要問他為什麼不帶你一塊前往。 男人都願意做風箏,只要線還在你手裡,那麼就放他去飛吧。

8、男人都很懶很笨,儘管他愛你,但是不想費盡心思討好你,你所能做的就是在適當的時候給他個明示。 男人有時候需要女人給他強有力的當頭一棒。

9、男人不管他外表有多強大,但是骨子裡都還是一個孩子。 他在任性的時候不要對他大吼大叫,這對他不起做用。 最有效的辦法是陪他一起瘋。 等他平靜後輕輕的告訴他你很愛他。

10、男人都是不肯認錯的,在他知道錯的時候給他一個台階下。 他會知恩圖報的。

體諒一個男人,那就是把他當成你的愛人、情人、哥哥、朋友、父親、孩子。 愛他,不要給他負擔,給他自由,給自己自由。 做女人要知道什麼時候該進什麼時候該退。 什麼時候該擋在他的前面;什麼時候該躲在他身後。 把他當成你自己一樣去愛護,成全了他的幸福,他才會成全你的幸福。

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

09 June 2012 Wedding

This is my first time being part of the wedding although previously i have been involve with some other wedding but never a front role in a wedding.

Morning woke up around 5.30/6am to prepare and get to the groom's house so that we can set off together to Mantin to pick the bride.
Fast forward to when we set off and on the road, all the 7 cars (Bridal car + 4 Brother's car + Co-coordinator's car + Camera/ Videographer's car) had their hazard light on, convoying almost all the way down. I know it is dangerous because we are still moving, but because the bridal shop only remembered to deco the bridal car and afterwards forgot to pass the same red ribbons to be tied for the other cars.

Reach the house, of course is horn all the way to the house la :)

The first game was to guess which feet, hand picture belongs to the bride. After that was guessing which perfume does the bride use. Losing any of the 'round' was rewarded a cup of green drink with alot of fiber in it, initially we thought was some grass or donno what the bridemaids mix (after that they said is Blend bitter gourd including the seeds!!). Next game was passing the long long spaghetti without using hands, just passing from mouth to mouth, and in the end would be 1 inch long (meaning u would have to eat when passing lo). The losing team was rewarded with Wasabi on Cream cracker. But it was eventually shared out among all of the brother's.

Next was someone had to eat the banana that was dangling from the basketball net. FYI, the banana is who fruit with the skin still on. The person (who happens to be the blood brother of the groom) had to eat using his mouth only, meaning eat the whole banana with the skin!

Next was passing the ice from one leg to another. And the reward to that was eating Lemon (which was super sour), luckily this didn't come with a twist.

After all the Bitter, Spicy, Sour, we was given Honey drink.

Next was finding the house key to open the door from a bracket of ice water using only the legs. There was 3 keys inside, so had to get the right key.

After that was Groom and Bride meet *Yahoo mission accomplish*

 While playing the games, the bride was watching all this via Facetime on the Ipad (one outside to provide the live-telecast).

Traditional Chinese wedding would have 4 flavors:
Lemon (Sour)
Pure Honey (Sweet)
Blend bitter gourd juice (Bitter)
Wasabi on Cream crackers (Spicy)

After retrieving the bride, we headed to the back of the house to take some artistic shots, 'Thank You' photos and videos. One of it was a video of us (Bridesmaid and Groomsmen) chasing after the camera with out alphabets.

While they was having the tea ceremony, we had our brunch and started packing the stuff that is needed back in KL.

Fast forward to church decoration. The pews was decorated and there was 6 beautifully arranged flowers on the alter.

Bridal march was to the song of 'In dreams' from Lord of the Ring. The march in order: Flower girl -> Couple 1 -> Couple 2 -> Couple 3 -> Maid of Honor -> Bride and her Father.
I tell you, it can make people so nervous when u have so many pair of eyes on you while walking down the. The couple 1, 2, 3 above comprises of one Groomsmen and one Bridesmaid forming one pair each.

Fast forward to the the wedding dinner. It was set in a Garden wedding dinner setting. It was beautifully done and the weather was superb, It was not too hot nor raining.The usual things at wedding was done. One of the special game played was bursting the balloon and playing the dare inside it. Example of dare was pinching someone and telling them that they are cute; singing a love song to few ladies; Professing their love from one end to the other, "Chocolate is my favorite, but You are also my favorite"

The more fun part was what i call the 'after party' where the Bridesmaid, Groomsmen and several other closer friends gather in their suite and gave them a surprise. First was making them eat a red apple without using their hands, just using the pair of mouth and making a visible ring of eaten mark around the apple. Next was a green apple (which is rounder and smoother), which is more challenging. Both rounds they did very well by co-coordinating who eats and who bites to hold on to the apple and avoid it from falling. Those around was well impress with their skills and how they work together. The final fruit challenge was eating banana without hands (of course still with the skin on), which they had to bite/ eat from both ends of the banana. Well Done.

We also played the shoe & heels game. Each person had one heel and one shoe each. They would use either the heel or shoe to answer the question. Some was easy, while some was harder. Some of the question reveals that they thought their partner would do (but it was all for laughter).

The final surprise for the couple was we Filled the Whole bathroom with balloons (about 100 of them to be exact). The couple liked what we did to surprise them, it was a truly memorable for them.

Happy Wedding Henry & Jacqueline.
Wishing both of you a wonderful journey as you build your new life together.

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

"Do It Anyway" by Mother Teresa

1. People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered.  Forgive them anyway.
2. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.  Be kind anyway.
3. If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies.  Succeed anyway.
4. If you are honest and sincere people may deceive you.  Be honest and sincere anyway.
5. What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight.  Create anyway.
6. If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous.  Be happy anyway.
7. The good you do today, will often be forgotten.  Do good anyway.
8. Give the best you have, and it will never be enough.  Give your best anyway.
9. In the final analysis, it is between you and God.  It was never between you and them anyway.

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The Paradoxical Commandments by Dr. Kent M. Keith

1. People are illogical, unreasonable, and self-centered. Love them anyway.
2. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. Do good anyway.
3. If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
4. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow. Do good anyway.
5. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable. Be honest and frank anyway.
6. The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway.
7. People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs. Fight for a few underdogs anyway.
8. What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight. Build anyway.
9. People really need help but may attack you if you do help them. Help people anyway.
10. Give the world the best you have and you'll get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.

© 1968, 2001 Kent M. Keith

Monday, May 28, 2012

Unborn child

Unborn child are very sensitive, they can feel if you don't intend to have them born into this world.

Recently one of my friend shared with me that an ex friend of her had an miscarriage in the toilet.
When she first knew that she was pregnant, she had intended to use the child to force the guy to marry her (since he had promise that after he divorce the wife, he would marry her). As it started to show, and the guy isn't doing anything, she didn't want the family to know it, and so decided to have an abortion.
The first time she went to the clinic, she couldn't bare to let the unborn child go.
The second time she went, she was having minal flu and slight fever thus unsuitable to have an abortion.
After few weeks after that, while in the toilet, the miscarriage happened.

The unborn child can feel that they are unwanted, and they rather not come into this world, because you might not treat them to the best of ability.

Monday, April 09, 2012

当男人全心爱过一个人之后,
该付出的付出了, 全心努力的去把握过,
曾试图给她想要的一切, 曾试图为她而死,
但回报却是无动于衷, 于是在一次次寂寞的等待中,
心血一点一滴的滴干了, 最后心血全无,心灰意冷,
当爱情失去信仰, 当感情离开忠一的港湾后,
对于男人来说, 爱情是什么这一切就都显的无所谓了!
男人的心冷了, 就再也难以热起来,
因为爱过一次之后已经让他失去了爱的能力。

Monday, March 05, 2012

【做人原则】

(1) 能不骂人,就不骂!一旦骂,就往死里骂;
(2) 骗我可以,但不要被我知道;
(3) 我可以容忍,但别超过我的底线;
(4) 我可以装傻,但别以为我真傻;
(5) 不做第三者,即使再喜欢;
(6) 任何的真话,我都能接受。