Boy: Dear, we have been together for a long time now, can u give me ur most precious first time?
女：对不起哦，亲爱的。我觉得还是让我们在新婚之夜才给你，好吗？
Girl: Sorry, Dear. I feel i should only give you on the night of our wedding, Ok?
男：既然不能给，那你能不能买给我呢？
Boy: Since u can't give, then could you sell to me?
女：喂，我又不是妓女。。。而且这是无价的嘛。
Girl: WAT~~ i not a prostitute... even then its priceless.
男：那，我就给你我千千万万的子子孙孙咯，也是无价的嘛。
Boy: then, i give you my hundred's and thousands of sons and daughter, its also priceless.
女：。。。。。。。。（无言）
Girl: .....(speechless)
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