Brothel - Church

In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.

Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the brothel and it was burnt to the ground.

The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the brothel owner sued the church authorities on the grounds that the church through its congregation and prayers was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his brothel, either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons for the act of God. As the case made it way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

"I don’t know how I’m going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a brothel owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire church that doesn’t."

牽手

因為愛著你的愛　因為夢著你的夢
所以悲傷著你的悲傷　幸福著你的幸福
因為路過你的路　因為苦過你的苦
所以快樂著你的快樂　追逐著你的追逐

因為誓言不敢聽　因為承諾不敢信
所以放心著你的沈默　去說服明天的命運
沒有風雨躲得過　沒有坎坷不必走
所以安心地牽你的手　不去想該不該回頭

也許牽了手的手　前生不一定好走
也許有了伴的路　今生還要更忙碌
所以牽了手的手　來生還要一起走
所以有了伴的路　沒有歲月可回頭

**

今生無緣 來世再見

Melbourne trip 2011

My flight was the last few to leave KL for the night. I sat with 2 Finnish guys. The girl at the next seat, she was using all kind of cream throughout the trip, few hours before landing she even did a mask. her heels was also taken off, and change into a cotton pair of sandal.

Upon reaching, immigration was pretty fast, they didn't bother to ask me much question since i stated clearly where i would be heading to, and only for several days. Custom was not so nice since i was traveling alone, so had to go lane 6 where there was suppose to be dog sniffing, the dog don't even wanna care bout me, coz i got nothing tat attracts him.

Once outside the airport, the bus to the city was very easy to spot, and people are also very friendly. the bus even has a TV to advertise what is good in town, the bus driver was very nice and friendly too, very helpful as well.

I felt that there are super alot of Asian in tat city, almost everywhere i go sure can heard people speaking an asian language.

1st day morning was mainly around CBD area, along Swanston st (1895) and had lunch at a Jap cafe in Chinatown. Afternoon i went down to St Kilda beach, where i walk more than 4km.. the beach was very windy and sunny, such a pretty place to be. after tat went to see the Melbourne musuem, then walked along bourke st all the way back to spencer st. it was such a nice walk, as there was alot of people walking down the streets and i felt very safe, unlike if i was to walk along Jalan Bukit Bintang or such areas. At night went down to Docklands to see the night scene. I then roam around the CBD area without feeling worried about my safety. It would have been a different case if i was to be in Malaysia.

second day had brunch at a super packed cafe in Degraves Street. then off to Melbourne central to meet up with 2 of my fren who are studying in the city. Had a great chat over drinks (and food) at Max Brenner QV. after tat walked all the way to Victoria market, bought some souvenir there. Then headed back to Melbourne central to catch a train to South Yerra to see Chapel st. such a nice place la, how i wish Malaysia had such street.

It has been a very fulfilling trip for me. although many people say that it is too short (me too say so), but i know in my heart that this is what i want for now. it won't have happen without divine guidance and all the prayer that people have said on my behalf. i was able to see the most important places in Melbourne. the next trip must certainly be much longer, if possible even the great ocean road. i would love to drive on a road trip from Melbourne to Adelaide.

I would certainly remember this trip for a long time to come.

Total damage to my pocket is A$ 200. Some of the expenses was paid/ sponsored by my friend. Accommodation was taken care of, SIM card and tram ticket was also prepared.
Thank you dear for hosting me this trip.

戒指 (转贴)

「戒指」就是「戒」掉「指」責別人的手。

這句話對我有如當頭棒喝，讓我對「戒指」的定義有新的詮釋。俯首看著自己手上戴著的戒指，
原來它除了是定情物之外，還有另一個提醒，就是「戒掉指責別人的手」。每次吵架，幾乎都與「指責」有關。

「你怎麼一直看電視？」
「你怎麼忘記倒垃圾？」
「你怎麼那麼晚回來？」
「你怎麼不幫忙做點家事。」

面對我的指責，他原本都默默接受，久了，他心裡頭不舒服，開始反駁。原本只是雞毛蒜皮小事，但兩人都不想輸，在言語上你來我往，結果越說越激動，最後竟是相吼，不是我氣得奪門而出，就是他大聲關上房門，兩敗俱傷。事後，我總是懊惱萬分，為什麼不好好溝通？

「指責」必有一方贏一方輸。然而，婚姻並不是要爭那一方贏那一方輸，而是要雙贏。爭什麼？吵什麼？其實大家還不都是為了這個家！如果能多用體諒替代指責，結果就會有天壤之別。現在，每當我又想指責他或孩子時，「戒指」就會像暮鼓晨鐘提醒我，少責備，多體恤，這對婚姻和家庭絕對有益處。

戒指可以廣泛運用在個人行為上，多自省自然就少指責。

禁止对女朋友的18禁

1.禁止对老婆说"切"、
2.禁止对老婆说"滚"、
3.禁止对老婆说"无所谓"、
4.禁止对老婆说"随便"、
5.禁止对老婆大吼大叫、
6.禁止抛下老婆一个人、
7.禁止跟老婆不喜欢的人在一起玩、
8.禁止看美女、
9.禁止在老婆面前跟其他女生打电话、
10.禁止在老婆面前跟其他女发短信、
11.禁止抽烟、
12.禁止喝酒、
13.禁止牵其他女生的手、
14.禁止跟别人打架、
15.禁止跟其他女生距离靠太近、
16.禁止把老婆当玩具去玩、
17.禁止不听从老婆的命令 、
18.禁止对老婆说谎、总而言之、
只能一心一意爱女朋友~!~!~
不准放弃 ~!~!~不可以让她伤心...让她哭~~!
请深爱你的女朋友....爱惜她

1MalaysiaTshirtslogan

Some of the suggestion that people posted on Twitter.

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Be kind to your fellow citizens... Indonesians are Malaysians tooo.
Bolehland. Establish since 1957.
Correct correct correct.
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Designed by APCO inspired by ZIONIS paid by NAJIB.
Elections are only free and fair if i win
Exams are a waste of trees.
Foreigners GO home- Noh Omar.
I answer NajibRazak quiz and all I got is this lousy t-shirt.
I won this t-shirt printing contest. Every t-shirt costs 3 times more than it should. wooohooo!
I'm with lelaki ->
Indonesian construction workers are Bapak-bapak pembangunan Malaysia.
Ini bukan t-shirt Demo.
iWalkedwith Bersih.
No freedom was compromised in the making of this t-shirt.
Polis kata jangan.
Saya nak menang hadiah. Register at myemail.my
This pirated t-shirt is better than the original.
We use MACC thru windows
When i give money I recognize talent. When they do it's corruption.
Willing seller, willing buyer- Khir Toyo
You help me, I help you.

A-Z of love

At here waiting for you
Be with you
Call you just to say "Hi"
Doesn't mind you shout at me
Envisions the whole of you
Forever stand by you
Gives you what you need
Hope you enjoy your life
I Love You
Jump with you
Keep your close at heart
Learn to know you
Makes a difference in your life
Never make you cry
Offers support
Put you in my heart
Quiets your tears
Run with you
Sing a song for you
Taciturn knight
U are my one and only
Values you
Walks besides you
XL love
You are all the time so addictive
Zeal for you

我等你的18个理由

1 我等你,因为我忘不了你.
2 我等你,因为我喜欢上了你.
3 我等你,因为我满脑子全是你.
4 我等你,因为你让我心痛过.
5 我等你,因为我舍不得放下你.
6 我等你,因为你让我的生活充满了阳光.
7 我等你,因为你是第一个我最想等的人.
8 我等你,因为我不想你为难.
9 我等你,因为你的情绪可以左右我.
10 我等你,因为我已经习惯了听你的话.
11 我等你,因为我的心让我去等.
12 我等你,因为我们有约定.
13 我等你,因为我从不认为你在耍我.
14 我等你,因为我从没把你跟坏人画等号.
15 我等你,因为这短短几天的回忆.
16 我等你,因为我很傻.
17 我等你,因为我不想逃避我的心.
18 我等你,因为我有等你的权利.

沒那麼簡單 （投资版）

沒那麼簡單 就能漲到 破一千七百点
尤其是在 看過了那麼多的崩盤
總是不安 只好抽單
誰謀殺了我的樂觀

沒那麼簡單
Remisier喊買 別的全不管
就算再好 也許漲也許跌各一半
买了就跌 一久也習慣
用完Trust Fund 再來用T+3

感覺打底就買東買西
感覺到頂就放空货期
论坛說的話 隨便聽一聽 自己作決定
不想拥有太多情绪 打开新闻配财经

在周末晚上 关掉了论坛 舒服窝在被单里
炒股没那麼容易 大户庄家有他的脾气
过了爱投机的年纪 轰轰烈烈不如平静
投机没有那麼容易 才会特别让人著迷
什麼都不懂的年纪
曾经捞一笔 所以最开心 曾经
亏钱最伤心 但却最动心 的记忆

女生最讨厌男朋友的几件事

第①件...
不回信息
原因_女生最讨厌自己喜欢的人不理她

第②件 ...
跟别的女生谈到比较亲密
原因_女生是爱吃醋类型的动物 xD

第③件...
跟她出街的时候一直跟别的女生信息，谈电话
原因_如上.

第④件...
信息到一半睡觉去 = =
原因_那女生会傻傻的等你跟以为你不理她了般的乱想

第⑤件...
强逼女生做一些她不肯做的东西
原因_女生说不肯因为她想看你哄她的样子 xD

第⑥件...
最讨厌 喜欢的男生 泡夜店 (Clubbin,Pub,Disco)之类的
原因 _她不想你去到那些地方抱其他的女生跟她会担心你

第⑦件...
最讨厌 喜欢的男生 打电话的时候 说话大大声
原因_女生 会很怕你跟她会很伤心你将对她...

第⑧件...
女生不喜欢等. 包括 一起约出街. 你的回信. 就算是你的一通电话 =D
原因_女生没什么耐心 =D 男生的迁就的地方

第⑨件...
女生不喜欢男生拿不得空我在忙等下找你做借口
原因_女生想你跟她坦坦白白的说她就会明白跟体谅你的了 =D

《见与不见》 - 扎西拉姆·多多

你见，或者不见我， 　　
it doesn't matter if you see me or not, 　　
我就在那里， 　　
I'm standing right there, 　　
不悲不喜； 　　
with no emotion; 　　
你念，或者不念我， 　　
it doesn't matter if you miss me or not, 　　
情就在那里， 　　
the felling is right there, 　　
不来不去； 　　
and it isn't going anywhere 　　
你爱，或者不爱我， 　　
it doesn't matter if you love me or not, 　　
爱就在那里， 　　
love is right there, 　　
不增不减； 　　
and it is not going to change 　　
你跟，或者不跟我， 　　
it doesn't matter if you are with me or not, 　　
我的手就在你手里， 　　
my hand is in your hand, 　　
不舍不弃； 　　
and i am not going to let go 　　
来我的怀里， 　　
let me embrace you, 　　
或者， 　　
or, 　　
让我住进你的心里 　　
let me live in your heart eternity 　　
默然 相爱， 　　
silence love 　　
寂静 欢喜 　　
calmness joy

Effective meetings

BEFORE THE MEETING:

Go in with an objective
- What is it you want out of this meeting? Think: Outcome-thinking.
- Keeps you focused on what you need to achieve in the session.

Prepare an agenda and share them ahead of time.
- It helps keep everyone on track
- Allows people to come prepared

Come prepared with a recommended solution and then a backup solution (with accompanying justification).
- Meetings are not avenues to brainstorm
- Should people find your first recommendation inappropriate, you'll always have another to present to them
- It helps with progress (e.g. the meeting and your task)

DURING THE MEETING:

Chair the meeting, don't sit in the chair
- As chairperson, you have to steer the discussion in the right direction.

Stay focused and attentive
- Everyone's time is valuable. If we all just paid attention and maintained silence when someone's speaking, we'd be able to get through the meeting as quickly as possible (and avoid the jam!).

Get and give feedback but be concise
- Use the meeting to get/give feedback on your/peers' ideas.
- Remember to use the Feedback Sandwich. Start with a compliment, proceed with a negative feedback (be specific about what's wrong with the idea), and end with another compliment.

Two choices

When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin.

It works not because it settles the question for you, but because,
in that brief moment when the coin is in the air,
you suddenly know what you are hoping for.

黑人＆范范 百年好合 婚礼 誓言

范范：我要让你成为我的丈夫。在上帝面前立誓和你建立一个喜悦的家庭，患难与共，不离不弃，用一生来爱你，与你相守到老，不管富贵或贫穷，健康或是疾病，年轻到年老，都不改此约，不变此心，愿意用一生爱你，帮助你，体谅你，安慰你，陪伴你，支持你，我相信我们以后上了天堂我们还会继续相爱。


黑人：我愿意娶你成为我的妻子，一同尊基督为主，建立喜悦的家庭。在我们交往的x年中，感谢你让我感受到生命的美好。想起我们刚在一起的时候，就好像前几天才发生的事情一样，我对你的爱每天都在增加，从没有改变中断过。感谢上帝让我遇见你，让我体会真正的人生，真正的幸福。在今天我要正式把你娶回家。这是我x年来，每天都在做的梦，你让我美梦成真。你让我在每次呼吸，每一次睁开眼睛看着这个世界的时候都是美好的，都感觉自己的存在很有意义，而且不可思议。我能娶到你，是上帝给我最大跟最美好的礼物和祝福。我能拥有你，是上帝给我最棒的见证。我会爱你，永永远远到天堂都一直在一起永不分离。I Love You, Forever.

一生完美的爱情要求女大男三岁

你希望你的爱人和你的生理年龄相差几岁？

面对你一生的爱人，你想不想和她（他）一起自然的死去？

“和你白头偕老又相随，和你朝朝暮暮过一生”。这是每一对挚恋的情侣和每一个渴望真爱的人对一生完美爱情的美好憧憬。“不求同年同月同日生，但求同年同月同日死”。这是每一对情深意笃的爱人都不会避讳言出的真爱期望。试想，对于立下“携子之手，与尔偕老”之心理契约的眷属，哪一个会愿意眷恋无奈地看到自己先于爱人而离去，又有哪一个会愿意撕心裂肺地看到爱人先于自己而离去？不难认识到，如果一对相爱的人，在暮年时分，不能白头偕老、共赴黄泉，对于任何一方都将是“凄凄惨惨切切”的无限伤痛，和“十年生死两茫茫，不思量、自难忘”的无限悲切。所以，能白头偕老，共同走向人生的终点，成为了一种一生完美爱情的必要条件。然而，留意观察，又会发现：相濡以沫、风雨同舟的一对爱人到了老年阶段，大多是年迈体衰的妻子勤苦辛劳地照料更加年迈体衰的丈夫，然后郁郁含悲地送他先行，留下锥心刺骨的生离死别之痛。这样的爱情是美好的，但结局不够完美。

据新华社电，世界卫生组织在2007年5月18日发布的“2007年世界卫生统计报告”显示：中国男性和女性的平均寿命分别为71岁和74岁，也就是说，女性高出男性刚好3岁。由此可见，力求一生完美的爱情、负责的爱情，最完美的搭配就是女大男三岁！

然而，受中国传统观念的影响，大多数人在择偶时倾向于“男大女”。由以上分析可知，这是一种缺乏远见的短视行为；更是男方对于女方的一种不负责任的侵略行为。其实，在这一点上，中国古人早有洞察：“女大三、抱金砖”这句看似轻佻迷信的物质层面的经典描述背后，就深刻而又丰富地寓意着人生圆满的爱情的在生理年龄方面具备的特征。

综上，请各位注意，为了完美的爱情：
一、男生要找比自己大三岁的女孩。
二、女孩要找比自己小三岁的男孩。
三、不符合以上两点的自己看着办。

注：以上论述为生理年龄，现实操作中还要求女孩的心理年龄要小于男生的心理年龄。